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Pirateman

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The other day I was thinking what character would be really cool to do an analysis for, but yet had no chance of getting in, just for the heck of it. A character that would fit in with the rest of the Smash crowd. A character that could maybe be in if (or when) there is a new Super Smash Bros. If the title has not clued you in yet the character is:


Captain Jack Sparrow



Who is he? *spoilers if you haven't seen the movies*
















Jack Sparrow is the "captain" of the Black Pearl, a ship that was raised from the depths (by Davy Jones) for him to captain for thirteen years. Jack Sparrow is known for is eccentric madness/brilliance, and his obsession of rum. Other than being a quirky (that is an understatement) character with a natural "tipsy" action, he is a surprisingly skilled fighter. He was "known" to sack Nassau Port without firing a shot, and he survived three Disney movies (a feat in its own). Also, He has held his own against the likes of Will Turner, Barbosa, and Davy Jones, and won (and lost) all those duels (in one way or another).


Type of Fighter

Jack Sparrow is the kind of fighter that will resign himself to waiting in the background and then striking at the "opportune" moment. He would be balanced in Speed and power, but he would rely on cunning and his special skills.





Basic Moveset:

Speed: 6/10

Defense: 8/10

Power: 5/10

Jump: 5/10

Throw: 4/10

Reach: 5/10



Regular B: Shivering Daggers: Throws a dagger


B side: Grenades of doom: Throws two grenades


B Up: Rope recovery: Uses his rope to grab and hold on to the edge


B Down: Rum Drink, he drinks rum and then throws bottle and grows more powerful, but harder to control for a short period of time...


FS: the Curse: He turns into a skeleton and can not be hit for some time. The Black Pearl shows up in the backgound and other un-dead pirates swarm the stage.

(Moveset made with help from RAIKOU3322 and S'KREE'RAN on NSider)


Arguments:

"He is not in a video game."


Actually, he was in his own series of games for the Pirates of the Caribbean, as well as in Kingdom Hearts II as a support character. If that doesn't qualify him...well...it should. KH is a major franchise.



"He is third party."


Duh. Nintendo would have to purchase rights to Jack. He would most likely be considered just like any other character. However, I think that he would be considered in higher esteem because, if Disney is going to be involved, they are going to make sure they don't look bad, and Nintendo would definitely get, "more bang for their buck" by going with a Disney character.



"Disney would never sell Jack Sparrow."


A good argument, but seeing as none of us are on the board of directors for Disney, we will not know. However, Nintendo would have to pay quite a bit to get Jack, Disney will most certainly not just give Jack away.



"He is stoopide."


Well...that is just an opinion. (I had to post that to those who feel the need to not explain themselves.)

"He is not originated from a video game."

I know that. Read the opening paragraph. The team on the next Smash after Sakurai might decide to do something different.



While clearly he will not be in Brawl, it is good to hope that when the next game comes, Nintendo will consider Captain Jack.




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Cinder

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Well, if he had gotten his start with Nintendo, I'd be sayin' "Captain Jack FTW!" but since his start was a movie (right...no books, right?), I'm gonna say that you did a good analysis, and a great moveset, but he has no chance (as you said...I was paying attention;))
 

Pirateman

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Well, if he had gotten his start with Nintendo, I'd be sayin' "Captain Jack FTW!" but since his start was a movie (right...no books, right?), I'm gonna say that you did a good analysis, and a great moveset, but he has no chance (as you said...I was paying attention;))
Yea, thanks for reading though, NSider pretty much said the same thing over and over without reading. He does have no chance though (unfortunately).
 

Space_Pirate_Fox_McCloud

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I really like Captain Sparrow and love Pirates of the Caribbean (both the movies and the ride, but of course the ride more), but I am glad that his isn't elidgable simply because including him would open a whole can of worms with requests for other non-video game characters (by that I mean characters not created specifically for the use and appearances in video games, rather than those of other media placed into a liscenced game). Personally, I feel that Smash Bros really is about the video games, not just what is hot, cool or popular, and so I really don't want to see anyone not created for the intention of being a part of a video game to be included. Sakurai's successor could opt to include those types of characters, but hopefully his successor would choose to keep it in the vein of what Mr. Sakurai has developed, instead of some big coorperate sellout to use popular characters to make money.
 

Pirateman

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I really like Captain Sparrow and love Pirates of the Caribbean (both the movies and the ride, but of course the ride more), but I am glad that his isn't elidgable simply because including him would open a whole can of worms with requests for other non-video game characters (by that I mean characters not created specifically for the use and appearances in video games, rather than those of other media placed into a liscenced game). Personally, I feel that Smash Bros really is about the video games, not just what is hot, cool or popular, and so I really don't want to see anyone not created for the intention of being a part of a video game to be included. Sakurai's successor could opt to include those types of characters, but hopefully his successor would choose to keep it in the vein of what Mr. Sakurai has developed, instead of some big coorperate sellout to use popular characters to make money.
Yea. It would take away from the Smash experience, but my reason for having Jack had nothing to do with money on any level. I think that he would be a character that would fit with the smash community. I would hope that the makers of any Smash game would not consider making enormous profit into character choice. And Nintendo would probably be paying out the nose for a character like Jack.
 

skullkidd

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Wow, I can't believe how much time you spent on this.

Alls this would translate too is that Johnny Depp would soon own the planet.
 

Blackadder

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I still have to yet found out what BTW means.
Then I shall be Homelessvagrant's teacher for tonight.
Btw=By the way

Oh, and as for Jack, I'd say....well, hell no. But you at least know he has chance in being in, and don't seem to be taking this thread that seriously, so the great Adder has no need to flame this...as I would under any other circumstances.

Cute moveset though.
 

Pirateman

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Then I shall be Homelessvagrant's teacher for tonight.
Btw=By the way

Oh, and as for Jack, I'd say....well, hell no. But you at least know he has chance in being in, and don't seem to be taking this thread that seriously, so the great Adder has no need to flame this...as I would under any other circumstances.

Cute moveset though.
Umm, thanks for not flaming? Yep, I realize that he won't be in, but I though it would be cool to make a thread about it. Cute moveset? Thanks.
 

Space_Pirate_Fox_McCloud

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Yea. It would take away from the Smash experience, but my reason for having Jack had nothing to do with money on any level. I think that he would be a character that would fit with the smash community. I would hope that the makers of any Smash game would not consider making enormous profit into character choice. And Nintendo would probably be paying out the nose for a character like Jack.
I understand what you mean, he is a cool character and and would make for an intersting fighter (his erratic movement would be great for mindgames). As I said before, the only reason I don't want him in is simply the wholce can-of-worms he would open up, nothing at all against him personally.
 
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