Dora the Explorer is so an Illegal Immigrant...

[Sandy]

Disclaimer: Not intended for those with low IQ or inability to take a joke.

Ok, so here's the deal... If you need the explanations they're all around you...

1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!

2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!

3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?

4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness

The evidence is so obvious and around you guys! And they're even poisoning our little children with them... Who wants our toddlers to grow up knowing spanish before english?! Even if it's the USA...

Dora was actually briefly under custody before escaping once again. Unfortunately, during this first raid, Agent Swiper was shot and killed while undercover. His position has been taken up by a new Agent "Swiper"
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2007/04/dora-the-explorer.html?from=rss

 

[F8AL]

At least she's better than Blue's Clues...

 

[Eor]

Ripped from http://pepepippy.blogspot.com/

Not very funny anyways.

 

[Rici]

Over here in the Netherlands she speaks Dutch and teaches a litte bit English to the kids.

My mom's first name is Dora btw, since the age of 3(she started out as Door, untill her 2nd sister came along, and my grandparents named her Door aswell, so they started to call my mom Dora xD).

EDIT: Now I've read my post, I see that it looks very stupid to see someone named 'Door'
Don't forget it's a Dutch name ok?

 

[TakDragon7]

I hate that show soooooo bad...it just bugs me to watch that show.. It's sad to know that one of my sisters think it's dumb and she's like 5 years old.

 

[Deleted member]

Actually, that wasn't ripped from that blog, nub.

It was ripped from a Facebook group, with the same name as this thread.

/lern2intarnets

 

[Sandy]

It was ripped from a Facebook group

http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2210922355&ref=mf

 

[Stupid_Dumper]

I KNEW IT!

... That's all I have to say

 

[Dibs]

I swear I thought Dora was a Chinese immigrant. Oh well, here's something that is funnier than that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb7eLgaddI4

Having never watched the show. Wise ***.

 

[Stupid_Dumper]

So did I.
I mean, doesn't it make sense that someone who can so fluently speak Spanish would have to be a Chinese immigrant?

 

[Tera253]

Wow. Tera never would have guessed.
~Tera253~

 

[Xsyven]

What we've learned from this thread.

- Frank isn't just unoriginal, but racist too.
- TakDragon watches Dora the Explorer, even though he claims to hate it.
- Dutch people name their kids the same thing.

I don't care that there's a TV show that teaches kids to be bilingual. Most kid shows learn about colors and reading, that they'll learn in elementary school anyway.

 

[Sandy]

So what we've learned from this thread.
- Frank isn't just unoriginal, but racist too.-

This topic not intended for those with low IQ or inability to take a joke.

 

[Evil E.]

(shakes head) Tisk Tisk Tisk

This is sad a moderater shouldhave easily closed this..

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

(shakes head) Tisk Tisk Tisk

This is sad a moderater shouldhave easily closed this..

*ahem*

This topic not intended for those with low IQ or inability to take a joke.

Idiot. . .

what remains to ask is did she swim here like me, or did she hop the fence?

 

[Xsyven]

This topic not intended for those with low IQ or inability to take a joke.

Hypocrite.

And also, that post was a joke. So, yeah, I guess you fail at both.

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Hypocrite.

Touche!

Now. . .Drop, Your, Sword.

 

[Deleted member]

The colours...they burn!

 

[Stupid_Dumper]

'-_-
Back on topic > Dora stole my car while she was running from the heat
Ya rly

 

[Rici]

Wait, Evil E. is like Evil Eye's Mini Me?

 

[Gamer4Fire]

Illegal immigration is illegal. Why don't people seem to understand this?

 

[Mrs. Bahamut]

You should have put this under the funny pics thread, it would have done better. I think everyone has said what they need to say.