EdwardGordon
Smash Journeyman
TProfessor E. Gadd.
Now I know what you're thinking. This is a joke right? He would make a horrible character... Wrong!
But we can already assume that since Mario got his FLUDD invention, and Luigi will probably get his Poltergeist 3000, that his chances of being a character are slim. Most likely a Assist Trophy (no doubt).
But a heated issue has been brought up, due to this post.
Is beating up old guys in a Video Game Wrong? And can we expect any "Senior" Citizens for Brawl? DOA did it, why not Brawl?
Let's here it for the old guys (girls):
E. Gadd
You know you just want to punch this guy in the face.
Kammy Koopa
Certainly an old woman, with some attitude.
Ganondorf
He'll most likely return, but he looks like he's hitting middle-aged status. This geezer will probably kick your's before you kick his'.
Tingle
I do hope this little guy dies. And I hope to be the one to kick his when he's an Assist Trophy.
Ashnard
Not really what you'd call old, but he's older. Better be a boss if nothing else.
Toad or Toadsworth
He has all the properties of a stereotypical old man. Small, weak, probably bald.
Peppy Hare
If you think this guy should fight, then you have another thing coming. It looks like a small breeze will kill this guy.
Solid Snake
Let's face it, as much as this guy is a bad ***, he's old. And after each fight he'll quote, "I'm getting too old for this ****.
Sand-Bag
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Homerun_Sandbag.jpg
Poor, poor bag. My guess is he's an old guy.
The Ancient Minister
Dude... his name is "Ancient." (Unless he's Bowser Jr. in disguise) (And at this point who knows?)
So now which old guy would you like to beat up most? Give me your reasons. And feel free to argue cause why else are we here?
Now I know what you're thinking. This is a joke right? He would make a horrible character... Wrong!
But we can already assume that since Mario got his FLUDD invention, and Luigi will probably get his Poltergeist 3000, that his chances of being a character are slim. Most likely a Assist Trophy (no doubt).
But a heated issue has been brought up, due to this post.
Is beating up old guys in a Video Game Wrong? And can we expect any "Senior" Citizens for Brawl? DOA did it, why not Brawl?
Let's here it for the old guys (girls):
E. Gadd
You know you just want to punch this guy in the face.
Kammy Koopa
Certainly an old woman, with some attitude.
Ganondorf
He'll most likely return, but he looks like he's hitting middle-aged status. This geezer will probably kick your's before you kick his'.
Tingle
I do hope this little guy dies. And I hope to be the one to kick his when he's an Assist Trophy.
Ashnard
Not really what you'd call old, but he's older. Better be a boss if nothing else.
Toad or Toadsworth
He has all the properties of a stereotypical old man. Small, weak, probably bald.
Peppy Hare
If you think this guy should fight, then you have another thing coming. It looks like a small breeze will kill this guy.
Solid Snake
Let's face it, as much as this guy is a bad ***, he's old. And after each fight he'll quote, "I'm getting too old for this ****.
Sand-Bag
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Homerun_Sandbag.jpg
Poor, poor bag. My guess is he's an old guy.
The Ancient Minister
Dude... his name is "Ancient." (Unless he's Bowser Jr. in disguise) (And at this point who knows?)
So now which old guy would you like to beat up most? Give me your reasons. And feel free to argue cause why else are we here?
