Smash Arena
Smash Cadet
- Joined
- Dec 11, 2014
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- THEGREATSTALIN
Hello all, I have come to share my religion with you, EEEYAAism.
I believe in one savior, Our Boy, Roy, and trust in his mighty EEEYAA. I pray to Roy three times a day, once for each direction of his Double-Edge Dance. At the end of each prayer, I scream, "EEEYAA" to honor our Lord Roy. I thank him for the life I've been given, for the love I receive, and for the victories he nets me in Smash. I believe Roy created this world and made humans in his own beautiful image. The Sun is but an illusion, it is truly Roy keeping us warm with TEH PHIR3. I do not believe in the Big Bang, I believe in the Big EEEYAA, where Roy used his neutral B and the explosion created the universe.
I sleep well at night knowing that Roy is protecting me from all harm, and I dream of someday meeting him in the afterlife paradise of EEEYAAven. In EEEYAAven, all inhabitants are Roy mains and scream EEEYAA every hour to show their love of Roy.
If you would like to enter into the holy order of EEEYAAism, scream EEEYAA at the Sun three times, kneel down, and accept Roy as your Lord and Savior.
EEEYAA!
I believe in one savior, Our Boy, Roy, and trust in his mighty EEEYAA. I pray to Roy three times a day, once for each direction of his Double-Edge Dance. At the end of each prayer, I scream, "EEEYAA" to honor our Lord Roy. I thank him for the life I've been given, for the love I receive, and for the victories he nets me in Smash. I believe Roy created this world and made humans in his own beautiful image. The Sun is but an illusion, it is truly Roy keeping us warm with TEH PHIR3. I do not believe in the Big Bang, I believe in the Big EEEYAA, where Roy used his neutral B and the explosion created the universe.
I sleep well at night knowing that Roy is protecting me from all harm, and I dream of someday meeting him in the afterlife paradise of EEEYAAven. In EEEYAAven, all inhabitants are Roy mains and scream EEEYAA every hour to show their love of Roy.
If you would like to enter into the holy order of EEEYAAism, scream EEEYAA at the Sun three times, kneel down, and accept Roy as your Lord and Savior.
EEEYAA!