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Disney World A smasher's perspective.

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As some of you may know, I am currently working in the Walt Disney World resort as an intern. It turns out ChiboSempai is on vacation here this week, so we decided to go to theme parks on Thursday. This is our story:

We meet up in Magic Kingdom. After meeting Chibo's parents, we go get fastpasses from Space Mountain(fastpass=most awesome idea ever). The time is for 9:30, more than 7 hours from our present time of 1:30. But we figured if meta knight can stall for that long, we can wait that long! I then grabbed some food, being as overpriced as it was, it was good. After that, Philar Magic, a pretty good 3D show that dives into several Disney movies.
Then, we decided to go to EPCOT, a.k.a Extreme Planking Captain Olimar Tonight.
First up there we got a fastpass to Mission:SPACE, a space mission to Mars. That way we could go to play the Martian smash community and beat them all in mms. We then proceeded to world showcase, where several countries from around the world have pavilions. We went to Japan, where they have a giant anime store. This store would surely make many-a-smasher have a nerd orgasm, especially for all those Harui and sonic fans out there.
After leaving the anime wonderland, we walked around the show case until we reached Norway. We embarked on a Norwegian Adventure called Maelstrom, which had gnomes, giant polar bears, a film, and....ADVENTURE. People were walking out of the Norway movie after the ride, because they were obviously not ready for this adventure. We gained new-found respect for Norway, for their ******ness and epic adventures. Maybe Captain Falcon is part Norwegian? We might never know.
After our epic adventure, we set off back to future world, where Chibo got a burger and fries, and a random kid took some of his fries. Chibo was hopeless to stop it, almost like he was being infinited by Captain Falcon. After eating, it was off to Mission:space. Before we reclaimed our fastpasses, we warmed up for a spaceflight by playing a minigame there. There are two teams that each have two parts. One part fixes your spaceship. The other makes the pieces needed to fix it. After a first round with hopeless scrubs that lost us the race, we did the repairs. We were very efficient, and used the boost to get through, and win. We instilled a sense of hopelessness in our enemy.
Then, we boarded mission:space. Chibo was hesitant to say the least. I have never heard a smasher john so much in my entire life. All throughout the line and pre-show, he johned, and johned, and johned, and expressed his hatred for me.
Once on Mars, we were sad to discover the Martian smash scene sucked, worse than the West Coast. disappointed, we then watched the illuminations fireworks show.

We finally headed back to magic kingdom, as our time to board space mountain had finally arrived. We decided to take full advantage of this time by theory crafting, and figuring out new ways to destroy metaknight.
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To wrap up the day, we enjoyed some comedy at the Monster's Inc. Laugh floor. The jokes were cheesier than Cheese himself, but at least they didn't john as much.
Exhausted, we left Magic Kingdom to get some well-deserved rest, proud of our achievements
The blog was slightly exaggerated....except the Norway part. They seriously have ADVENTURE.
 
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That was a really nice trip. Glad that you got to see an prominent member from Smash World Forums.
 

Reinhart_x

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I used to work at Epcot and rode the Maelstrom almost everyday before my shift started, it's like the BEST ride people forget about or don't know about every time I bring up Disney World! Plus when you get off of the ride you get to see the Norwegian babes! Hell, even the Norwegian guys are all good looking, that country is rediculous sexy. Then we look back to the Vikings who were ugly as ****, and the trolls who looked like ****. Haha, good blog post :)
 

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Hey, that's funny, I'm going to Disneyworld during spring break, lol.

Be sure to say hi if you see a bulky mulatto guy being epicawesome.
 
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