Dedede: Pros and Cons !!WARNING: JOKE TOPIC!!

[Giga Hand]

Unless you're ******** and didn't read the thread title, this is a joke topic mostly, and anyone who takes this seriously will be Fsmashed, Gordoed and Penguin Stomped.

Pros:

He's a big ******* penguin with a huge mecha-mallet.
He's a big ******* penguin with a huge mecha-mallet.
He's a big ******* penguin with a huge mecha-mallet.
He's a big ******* penguin with a huge mecha-mallet.
He's a big ******* penguin with a huge mecha-mallet.
ZOMG MINDGAMES!!!!!!!!

Cons:

In case you didn't know, THIS IS WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!
You still think something should be put here? ******.

/tier list discussion.

 

[Mercury]

So when is it time for you to tell the joke? I'm not laughing yet.

 

[Giga Hand]

Suggestions for funny are recommended.

 

[PinkPwnageFrenzy]

Well, being partly serious, Dedede IS a mindgame. He has trick moves, like his nair looks like he's open, as does his "chill". Also, iwhen I keep throwing Waddle Dees, my friends get nervous, because they know a Gordo will pop out eventually.

 

[Giga Hand]

That's why I put "mostly" in the OP.

 

[Frey]

I have another pro, wolf fox and falco cant move when they see dedede because HES OVER 9000! on their scouters!

Cons:
He has a very weird obsession with kirby.