Xanthyr
Smash Journeyman
I did the search on this and the last relevant thread was over years old, so I decided to start a new one up.
Lay down some of your wackiest adventures to the best of your memories, and let us have a good time talking about them.
I'll start with one I had not too long ago.
I was sitting in my old house up-state with my mother's family. I decided that my friend Travis (who lived near my Grandmother's house) would come over. So I step outside, do a pose, and then suddenly I'm ten feet ahead of where I was standing, riding a Razor scooter. I'm riding along then I look behind me, and my uncle is also riding on the same scooter. We arrive at my friend's house and I walk through the wall into his room. Wake Travis up and he doesn't look like him at all. In fact, he has the voice of a gay dude I know, and looks like a completely different friend, but he also was dressed in the standard "emo" attire. We start yelling and gave each other a highfive and we walked into the front room and I run into his father. I tell Travis to go right on over to my grandmother's house. He salutes me and dives through the window and climbs on the same scooter that I arrived on, riding away with my uncle, and out of nowhere another one of my friends. This one is especially heavyset, and they're all riding the same scooter.
I converse with Travis's father, telling him that we're having dinner at my grandmother's house. He says, "Fragilleenay", I said, "What?". He responds, "I said, 'I'm fine with that.', Did I stutter?". Soon after that, him and his girlfriend that appeared out of nowhere show me to their backyard, to show me how the tables have grown so well this year.
The father says, "Hey, want to see somethin' wicked?". The girlfriend whispers conservatively, "Is he a swinger?" and gives me a wink. He respond, "Oh my no! I just wanted to show him what's in the pool!" She said, "Ah, very well then." So we proceed to the kitchen, where there is a kiddy pool covered in a tarp. The father removes the tarp with flourish and reveals two pastel yellow snail shells swimming around like squids.
I say, "That's pretty wild.", he responds with, "**** right it is!". Then he slaps my back, I do a frontflip on a motorcycle and land halfway back towards my grandmother's house. I show up and everyone has finished eating dinner. They stand up, join hands and say in a loud chorus. "God bless us and pixie coaster to all!", and Travis ends with, "And a Thanks giving to all, and to all a great morning!"
I then woke up confused and started laughing after I processed what exactly happened in my dream.
There you guys go! Now, go forth, post away with pride in thine fingers and show us how crazy your subconscious can be!
Lay down some of your wackiest adventures to the best of your memories, and let us have a good time talking about them.
I'll start with one I had not too long ago.
I was sitting in my old house up-state with my mother's family. I decided that my friend Travis (who lived near my Grandmother's house) would come over. So I step outside, do a pose, and then suddenly I'm ten feet ahead of where I was standing, riding a Razor scooter. I'm riding along then I look behind me, and my uncle is also riding on the same scooter. We arrive at my friend's house and I walk through the wall into his room. Wake Travis up and he doesn't look like him at all. In fact, he has the voice of a gay dude I know, and looks like a completely different friend, but he also was dressed in the standard "emo" attire. We start yelling and gave each other a highfive and we walked into the front room and I run into his father. I tell Travis to go right on over to my grandmother's house. He salutes me and dives through the window and climbs on the same scooter that I arrived on, riding away with my uncle, and out of nowhere another one of my friends. This one is especially heavyset, and they're all riding the same scooter.
I converse with Travis's father, telling him that we're having dinner at my grandmother's house. He says, "Fragilleenay", I said, "What?". He responds, "I said, 'I'm fine with that.', Did I stutter?". Soon after that, him and his girlfriend that appeared out of nowhere show me to their backyard, to show me how the tables have grown so well this year.
The father says, "Hey, want to see somethin' wicked?". The girlfriend whispers conservatively, "Is he a swinger?" and gives me a wink. He respond, "Oh my no! I just wanted to show him what's in the pool!" She said, "Ah, very well then." So we proceed to the kitchen, where there is a kiddy pool covered in a tarp. The father removes the tarp with flourish and reveals two pastel yellow snail shells swimming around like squids.
I say, "That's pretty wild.", he responds with, "**** right it is!". Then he slaps my back, I do a frontflip on a motorcycle and land halfway back towards my grandmother's house. I show up and everyone has finished eating dinner. They stand up, join hands and say in a loud chorus. "God bless us and pixie coaster to all!", and Travis ends with, "And a Thanks giving to all, and to all a great morning!"
I then woke up confused and started laughing after I processed what exactly happened in my dream.
There you guys go! Now, go forth, post away with pride in thine fingers and show us how crazy your subconscious can be!
