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Link to original post: [drupal=3391]Countdown to Sawlid's Birthday. This Blog Brought to you by: Starturds[/drupal]
Sparks flew into the air as the screech of metal against metal resonated throughout the small, suffocated concrete cell of a room. Starturds wiped his brow, and continued hacking away. Small, brilliant bursts of light, as short-lived as a lightningfly's signal, bounced harmlessly off his thick plastic goggles.
Hours later, a tired Starturds flung off his goggles, and gazed at his finished peice in admiration, arms akimbo.
The object was no less than a strange welding of steel cased in brushed aluminum, with a mirrored black plastic surface, onto which was engraved a panda. Beside the panda was a small LCD screen, on which "COUNTDOWN TO SAWLID'S BIRTHDAY" was displayed in blue lettering.
The craftsman carefully cradled his contraption, and with his free hand, pulled out a strange triangular map. He traced an imaginary line with his finger, starting at the southern side, where there was a great sea and two markings labeled "ZSS" and "Z", up to the morthwest, to a modest encircling marked "USER BLOGS".
He wiped his hands off on an oilrag, then shook his head up, up towards the twinkling night sky, with a look of stubborn determination visible behind his lenses. He was determined to get the tyrant king of the User Blogs to enshrine his clockpiece within his designated plot of bandwidth.
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Sparks flew into the air as the screech of metal against metal resonated throughout the small, suffocated concrete cell of a room. Starturds wiped his brow, and continued hacking away. Small, brilliant bursts of light, as short-lived as a lightningfly's signal, bounced harmlessly off his thick plastic goggles.
Hours later, a tired Starturds flung off his goggles, and gazed at his finished peice in admiration, arms akimbo.
The object was no less than a strange welding of steel cased in brushed aluminum, with a mirrored black plastic surface, onto which was engraved a panda. Beside the panda was a small LCD screen, on which "COUNTDOWN TO SAWLID'S BIRTHDAY" was displayed in blue lettering.
The craftsman carefully cradled his contraption, and with his free hand, pulled out a strange triangular map. He traced an imaginary line with his finger, starting at the southern side, where there was a great sea and two markings labeled "ZSS" and "Z", up to the morthwest, to a modest encircling marked "USER BLOGS".
He wiped his hands off on an oilrag, then shook his head up, up towards the twinkling night sky, with a look of stubborn determination visible behind his lenses. He was determined to get the tyrant king of the User Blogs to enshrine his clockpiece within his designated plot of bandwidth.
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