Chuck Norris For Brawl!!!!

[platnum]

I wont bother you with why,so lets skip to the moves list


B:norris punch:like falcon punch but 100x stronger cooler and faster!!!
>B:ROUNDHOUSE OF DEATHWND
^B:space jump:goes WAY high and when he comes down....GIGA PWN
_B:norris kick:falcon kick x1000
FSWN: meteors come down on everyone (except chuck) then a tank apears and fires missles everywhere and then it explodes and chuck unleashes a double norris punch at anyone in his genral area...PWND!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GreatClayMonkey]

Ha I know he belongs in brawl I gave him a 5/5 in my review of him

 

[Tlaloc]

I won't dare to say that master Chuck should not be in Brawl.

 

[100links]

chuck norris cant be in brawl... because he whould be gooooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddd tier x9001.... and all his attacks is a 1 hit ko o.O

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I don't like Chuck Norris

 

[vesperview]

I never understood why Chuck Norris became an internet phenomenon, he's a terrible actor who only did terrible movies and TV shows, I wish these boards didn't bring him up every 5 minutes, HE SUCKS!

 

[platnum]

your mesing with the wrong guy!

 

[vesperview]

your mesing with the wrong guy!

Yeah sure.

 

[parrothead]

I heard that no one can beat him. Not even himself. If he beats himself up, a black hole that is a trillion times larger than the Big Bang super nova will appear and destroy the universe, while he'll send his roundhouse kick back to everyone in Heaven, Hades and the remaining people in the universe.

 

[Piks]

nsjklx lul

Sorry man, deconfirmed.

 

[ThoraxeRMG]

This is stupid........

 

[error_alt_delete]

I see more and more of this every day, It is a sad pattern but it will all end eventualy.

 

[platnum]

This is stupid........

dude its just a joke thread, so why flame it???

 

[Red_Maniac]

dude its just a joke thread, so why flame it???

Because it's not a good joke thread... no offense...

And who's Chuck Noris?

 

[platnum]

Because it's not a good joke thread... no offense...

And who's Chuck Noris?

Who are you?!

 

[ThoraxeRMG]

dude its just a joke thread, so why flame it???

Boredom.

And who's Chuck Noris?

I noticed that too.

 

[Tlaloc]

Chuck Norris is Brawl.

 

[Homelessvagrant]

wait how many times has this been done before? ugh...

 

[Deleted member]

You misspelled Norris you naive! Chuck Norris is to **** good. Go away n00b. We flame joke threads because they are stupid, unfunny and spam.

 

[Puffs]

then we'll need Gandalf the Grey. and Gandalf the White. and
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and The Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan to balance things out

 

[TMS]

then we'll need Gandalf the Grey. and Gandalf the White. and
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and The Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan to balance things out

^Best post in this thread.

 

[ThoraxeRMG]

Don't forget my Gray Fox thread!!!

 

[schlepboogie]

I wont bother you with why,so lets skip to the moves list


B:norris punch:like falcon punch but 100x stronger cooler and faster!!!
>B:ROUNDHOUSE OF DEATHWND
^B:space jump:goes WAY high and when he comes down....GIGA PWN
_B:norris kick:falcon kick x1000
FSWN: meteors come down on everyone (except chuck) then a tank apears and fires missles everywhere and then it explodes and chuck unleashes a double norris punch at anyone in his genral area...PWND!!!!!!!!!!!

go kill yourself, moron

 

[platnum]

go kill yourself, moron

THAT WAS USELESS AND HORIBLE

 

[Red_Maniac]

Who are you?!

I don't know. I've always asked myself. Who... AM I?

That's a very deep question. I'm going to have to get back to you on that.

 

[Saph66]

I think anyone will find out who they are, or what they are after watching this informative video. Just ask yourself that question of who/what you are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s

 

[MegatronPwnsYou]

He's not a Veteran or Newcomer, he is in his own category. Chuck Norris.

 

[platnum]

I think anyone will find out who they are, or what they are after watching this informative video. Just ask yourself that question of who/what you are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s

that sucked. if chuck norris was watching he would hunt you down...no offense.

 

[Deleted member]

that sucked. if chuck norris was watching he would hunt you down...no offense.

Your stupidity makes me giggle. Did you know thateven Chuck Norris said HIMSELF that the jokes based on him were childish and stupid?

 

[Tlaloc]

Your stupidity makes me giggle. Did you know thateven Chuck Norris said HIMSELF that the jokes based on him were childish and stupid?

They aren't jokes, they are facts.

 

[UsernameLink]

When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse saw him a screamed "omg, its chuck norris!!!" and she proceeded to have sex with him, at this point, it was the 3rd woman he seduced.

 

[Deleted member]

When Chuck Norris falls off a boat, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised.

 

[parrothead]

He eats lightning and farts thunder.

He uses capsicum extract (capsaisun) in an eye dropper to clear his eyes.

He can sneeze without closing his eyes.

And what made him invincible was the Total Gym exercise machine.

 

[platnum]