Character Roster here SPOILERS dont look

[volbound1700]

Ok guys here we go, just heard from a beggar on the side of the street that the entire roster for SSBB is going to be

1. Mario
2. Luigi
3. Star Fox
4. Masterchief
5. Chelsey Clinton
6. Abraham Lincoln
7. Samurai
8. Yokosuma
9. Hulk Hogan
10. Jigglypuff
11. Jigglypuff - Alien hybrid (From Aliens movie, an alien face hugger got ahold of a jigglypuff)
12. Terminator without one arm
13. Marth
14. Pichu is to replace Pikachu
15. Dr. Mario
16. Dr. Mario with Purple Coat
17. Dr. Mario in a suit rather then lab coat
18. Metaknight
19. Sonic
20. Geno and Mallow like the Ice Climbers model
21. Ice Climbers x4 (4 of them this time)
22. Mewtwo
23. Captain Falcon with Chuck Norris as alt costume

Unlockables
24. Ness
25. Kirby - yes Kirby is unlockable fortunately
26. Britney Spears
27. Boo
28. Doom Guy
29. Star Fox in roller skates
30. O.J. Simpson
31. George W Bush
32. Saddum Hussein
33. MIIs
34. Phalanx (Greek military unit) from Civilization II
35. Ray - Ghostbusters not Ray from Custo Robo
36. Slimer
37. Sledgehammer bros (since hammer bro was an AT)
38. Ike
39. Bowser
40. Peach in a thong
41. Zelda with Sheik and with Twilight Transformation and this time they transform randomly so you cannot control when you will change
42. Snoop Dogg
43. Jar Jar Binx
44. Shadow Mario
45. Pit
46. Snake - a actually snake, not the character
47. Zero instead of Megaman

And that is the roster. He said Sakurai changed his mind on the characters and that was the delay. He said they stunk and cut half of them from the Dojo. This guy sounds pretty legit as a prophet, I mean I had to give him a dollar for him to tell me this.

 

[hello_kitty]

lol wtf! XD

 

[Reyairia]

Haha, that's great.
You sir, win a prize.

 

[volbound1700]

Parody of the prophets lol

 

[Tony_]

YOu win an internet sir.

 

[volbound1700]

Mods need to create a Brawl forum just for jokes and links to youtube/newground parodies of brawl

 

[~N9NE~]

I'm maining Snoop.

EDIT: Forget that, I'm maining Saddam, never saw him.

 

[volbound1700]

Jigglypuff - Alien hybrid (From Aliens movie, an alien face hugger got ahold of a jigglypuff)

There is a story behind this. We were making fun of smash brothers silly characters like Jigglypuff and stated would it be funny to see serious characters in Smash like Terminator/Aliens/Predator etc. Then someone said what if a facehugger grabbed jigglypuff in the face.

Then we started mentioning an alien would pop out like a Jigglypuff and start singing and put all the Aliens to sleep then the Marines would come in and wipe out the Queen and all the Aliens. Kind of dumb but funny too.

 

[SolidSonic]

Abraham Lincoln versus Snoop Dogg = Epic win

They will both be my mains.

 

[Keitaro]

lol, awesomeness right here

 

[AkA`Mr.Wigz]

this is fake....

btw im maining snake (the reptile)

 

[HollabackRyu]

You think you're very funny don't you? stupid piece of ****.

 

[shadenexus18]

You think you're very funny don't you? stupid piece of ****.

Oh c'mon cut em some slack. I mean after all, this is by far one of the funniest joke threads I've seen in a long long time.

 

[Aaryk]

You think you're very funny don't you? stupid piece of ****.

So, Peach in a thong doesn't get you up? :embarrass

 

[:034:]

Best joke thread in the history of ever.

 

[3D King]

Best joke thread in the history of ever.

QFT

Its rare to find a joke thread thats actually funny anymore...

 

[Cold Beans]

Chelsea clinton hot doags! I thinks you some traylor trash.

 

[Titan05]

Satire has become the ultimate form of protest in gaming society and college students.

 

[Darkpaladin of Chaos]

Now this is a joke topic. I love the snake idea.

 

[kad15]

hey itz a beggar
they are always trustworth

 

[TidalSpiral]

Haha, the best one was Ray - Ghostbusters, not Custom Robo. :D

 

[The Sorrow]

I'm maining peach in a thong >_>

 

[Kirbykrew]

Ice Climber X4 Will Be My Main

 

[Regiwi]

ZOMG THIS ROSTER HAS TO BE FAKE!!!!1111 RIDLEY'S NOT ON IT!!!!!11111

Also I'm sure someone else used the begger on the street joke, and said that he lived in a box outside Nintendo HQ and they paid him booze to sneak in Solid Snake style for the roster. Still funny though.

 

[Keto]

First they're going to eat her.... Then they're going to eat me.... Oh My Goooooooooodddddd

 

[jay~B]

I despise you for wasting my time


but....

GEAORGE BUSH VS. SADDAM HUSSEIN lol!

and what could snoppy's final smash be? A drive-by from his homies perhaps

 

[Luigi player]

OMG!! It's so awesome I can't describe how excited I am!!!11!

I'm so maining Star Fox in roller skates, he's just that amazing! Well maybe Hulk Hogan will be my secondary, he's so cool...

 

[MysticKenji]

Now this is a joke topic.

QFT .