http://newslite.tv/2010/07/09/criminal-cat-stole-10-items-of.html
Awesome.
A kleptomaniac kitty has been reported to police after owners realised he was stealing underwear from their neighbours.
Each day Oscar the cat burglar would return to his Southampton home with socks and knickers as gifts for his new owners.
But they began to worry the missing underwear could get reported to police as a theft and decided to contact themselves and report their pet.
Owner Peter Weismantel says he was forced to make the move when their daily 10 kitty-nicked items began to include children's underpants and sexy lingerie.
It's not known how Oscar's criminal tendencies will be curbed… or whether Peter's neighbours believe his stories.

Awesome.