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Cal Tech, huh?

Tom

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Backdrop #1: In the senior lounge at my school, the light switch is broken. Normally we insert plastic forks in it to jiggle it on or off.

Backdrop #2: Johnny is Asian. He is our salutatorian, he made a 2400 on the sat, newspaper editor-in-chief, and he's going to Cal Tech next year. Good dude, smart guy.

So basically, we're playing smash in the lounge during our free period today, but the lights are on and the tv has a bit of a glare. The foosballers leave, and we decide to turn off the lights. Johnny gets up, only to realize that there are no more plastic forks. Uncharacteristically, Johnny decides that it would be a good idea to use his keys instead. TO USE HIS METAL KEYS.

ZAPBOOM

Johnny's key is so hot that he drops it. It has reformed so that it no longer serves its original purpose. His hand hurts. The lights will not respond (completely broken)... and one light in the middle of the room is now constantly dim.

Hooray!
 

Virgilijus

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As you will find out through your life, the smartest people you know can reveal themselves as idiots in beautiful moments of stupidity.
 

Crimson King

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You... I mean "Johnny" is lucky he didn't die. Metal conducts electricity folks. The Proom has finally gain +1 in intelligence.
 

GoldShadow

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Nonsense, if metal really conducted electricity we would use more metals to make our electronics and electric systems. Clearly, a conspiracy is afoot.
 
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