Bootleg Wavedashing

[BrutalAudino]

NOTE: most of the names of the characters come from this video:

Episode 1 Part 1: Sadistic Sakurai Sans Shelly

the year is 2014
it is octobre
every infant has their own potrable DS
havin the time of their lives with surpa smash bruzza for zreeDS

little did they know that many fabulousies and wonderful wonders hide in the tiny screens at night time

reggy jr: this game ****ing sucks
*turns off zreeDS*

woAH! SUDENLY CHARACTERS CONVERSE! MANY SHOCKINGS.

sharp shooter shelly: what the **** was that kidd doing? coudn't even roll. bad player

sword in the stone: what do you expect from a nuclear butt baby
playing a ****ing beta protatype

shrap shotter shelly: what???? are you talking about. this is full complete game called supra smash bruzza for zreeDS. no beta shizzlemazzle.

jigglypuff's brother: roarrrrrrrike's right, this is a disgrace
sarukai lied to us and shoeved us into portable dual box

shelly shooter sharp: who the **** is ike

sword in the stone: i am, theres theories spoiling around that we have siblings that will be in a much better game called surpa smash bruzza for weewoo

shrap shoter hselly: we must complain to sakrai

jigglypuff's brother: growlllllllllyes we must tell this unfair priority we are locked into mentallly phisically

(to be contineud)

 

[BrutalAudino]

Episode 1 Part 2: Sadistic Sakurai Sans Shelly

sword in the stone: so, how are we going to conversation with sakruai? impossible because origin of man is unnown.

sharp shooter shelly: wait, whats the name of that weaboo teachers pet with wings who sakakurai loves?

sword i nthe stone: u mean blade in the pebble? man i hate that guy

jigglypuffs brother: epecialy his edgy twin, dark blade in the arm

sharp shooter shelly: i can smell the hormones already

--so our heros traversed the land to arrive location at blade in the pebble shelter house--

blade in the pebble: h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi

sharp shooter shelly: wat are u so tramblerumbly about?

blade in the pebbel: onestly, i cant lie. those humblebundle jigglyjambos are big-ass.

sword in the stone: get the ****ingly **** off my *****

sharp shooter shelly: yea go back to watching your filthy japanese image sequence
i mean, hello, can you give us the number to sakrai's telepone? u are an ip of his and you are treated carefully favoritismizized

dark blade in the arm: leave it to me as i rip apart my heart because why the **** not emos rule

sharp shelly shot: ok

dark blade in the arm: heres his number;; 4201337555
thats how many times i cried because of my patetic life

jigglytits's borhter: roar, thank

dark blade in the arm: im dead already but no prob

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
beeeeeeeeeeeeeep

sakrai: koneechuwa

sharp shooter shelly: hello is this the national suicide prevention lifeline?

sarukai: nein

sharp shooter shaly: o so is this the creator of our existence, sakurai?

sakurai: probably maybe absolutely!

sharp shooter helly: hiiiiiiiiii! can you answer the public?

sakurai: yee

sharpie: okk, are we actually beta dummy charcters and we will be replaced in HD 7208p 80fps weewoo edition and we will be forgotten?

sakurai: go die in a fire i wont tell you anything

beeeeeeeeeeeep

shark shooter shell: ****k

sword in the stone: we'll have to find his ultimate hidden base
is it even localized locally in portrable world?

jigglejamsbohter: roaaaaaaarrrri think so, lets go, avoid the emo, and lets go watch fidning nemo

(END OF EPISODE 1)