Big Trouble in Little Japan

[Evil Eye]

JACK BURTON FOR BRAWL

Who is this devilishly sexy mofo? Why, he's Jack Burton. He's all American. He fights filthy non-American types. He does so with his trusty knife and single-shot Uzi. He does so with self-assuredness.

He does so with... cool.

But there's more to being amazing than just being rugged and looking cool.

Burton is an expert in technique-less fighting and violently murdering people, and this would go quite well among our cast of brawlers.

He's such a bad boy he doesn't even need a full move set. Just have a punch button and a button that unsheaths his knife, the rest can be taunts. The jump button can have him leap in a random direction each time for great unpredictability.

And did I mention how rugged he is? That's an in-ticket for sure.

I think I've said more than enough.

And remember... "Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."

 

[sheepyman]

There's no way this is ever going to happen.

Jack Burton would never disgrace himself by appearing in a game as ****ty as Brawl.

 

[TaikaAli]

How did i shot web again?

 

[Ferro De Lupe]

Worst joke topic I've seen in a while...

 

[Hiemie]

Ferro is just mad that his mother won't go out with him.

 

[The_Corax_King]

ewww... kurt russel... (or is it patrick swayzey?) i can never tell those two apart...

either way: gross

 

[Mestro]

How can a guy with 2800 post, writer and a Broomer user (don't they accept people that doesn't make SPAM posts?) can make this topic

 

[The_Corax_King]

well... it fits the category... even if it is ridiculous...

 

[Hiemie]

Wah wah wah Mestro. You're just mad that he thought of it first. Jack Burton is awesome. He'd win only with his bootknife. Less than a bootknife.

Special? Six Demon Bag.

Egg Shen: Oh, a six-demon bag!
Jack Burton: Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?
Egg Shen: Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!

 

[Xsyven]

Holy ****, I forgot all about that movie!

If he was in it, I'm pretty sure I'd crap a brick and pass out.

 

[The_Corax_King]

Id crap a brick and throw it at the game...

 

[Ferro De Lupe]

Id crap a brick and throw it at the game...

I'll say amen to that...

 

[Hiemie]

I'd say you guys have no taste. Zero. You'd eat a steak and be like "Am eating at all?"

 

[Ferro De Lupe]

I have plenty of taste. I'm just not big on action movies or their stars. I prefer comedies and fantasy movies.

My taste differs from yours. What I would consider great, could be trash to you, and vice versa. You can't pass your mincemeat as my Filet Mignon.

 

[GotACoolName]

How can a guy with 2800 post, writer and a Broomer user (don't they accept people that doesn't make SPAM posts?) can make this topic

He's using irony to show how absurd the ideas are of some people on this board without going off-topic.

I would definitely play as Jack Burton. He's a beast.

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

This thread has my veteran seal of approval.

 

[The_Corax_King]

*vomitting*

 

[Hiemie]

um... Big Trouble in Little China IS a comedy. Obviously you've never watched.

 

[Eight Sage]

He's using irony to show how absurd the ideas are of some people on this board without going off-topic.

I would definitely play as Jack Burton. He's a beast.

Still, We already know the requirements for being in ssbb, and this have none of them... SPAM in all its glory... Mestro is right.

 

[Nietendodude]

Worst joke topic I've seen in a while...

Ditto.

 

[Eor]

Best topic that I've seen in a while.

 

[GotACoolName]

Still, We already know the requirements for being in ssbb, and this have none of them... SPAM in all its glory... Mestro is right.

Way to totally ignore what I said.

 

[Bedi Vegeta]

How can a guy with 2800 post, writer and a Broomer user (don't they accept people that doesn't make SPAM posts?) can make this topic

Don't forget, he's a moderator too. Do you know what happens when you disrespect Forum Leaders?

I heartily approve of this addition. In fact, I think he should replace all of the other characters. It just wouldn't be balanced otherwise!

 

[Matt]

GUYS! This is more than just a rumor. It's confirmed on the website here http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara6/index.html that Jack Burton will be in Brawl.

EDIT: Whoa, they took down the link? Oh man, Nintendo is sneaky!

 

[Eight Sage]

Don't forget, he's a moderator too. Do you know what happens when you disrespect Forum Leaders?

hopes you're talking as a joke... otherwise, that sounds like a menace to me.

...He could be a moderator, but you must think that moderators exists because of us.
I see that there are a lot of Moderators, but those unexpected threads were here for a long time.

Going back with the thread, there's no common sense here, I think this is a serious ssb
board, If it were another one who posts this thread, I'm sure it'll be closed.

And IMO, Mc_Fox and Mic_128 are the best here.

 

[KaoS]

GUYS! This is more than just a rumor. It's confirmed on the website here http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/chara6/index.html that Jack Burton will be in Brawl.

EDIT: Whoa, they took down the link? Oh man, Nintendo is sneaky!

Don't worry Matt, they reposted the confirmation web address here: http://www.smashbros.com/en/characters/jack_burton.html

That confirms it!

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

DUDE!!! He could so pwn.He through his demon bag at Chuck Norris and lyke,kill him.


Moveset:

A-Jack Burton Punch.

Damage: Instant 999%

Knock back: 50,000,000 m/ps

Speed:1 frame

Lag:1 frame

Range: HitBox=Stage

 

[Bedi Vegeta]

It was only a matter of time. Don't be a jerk and bring up Chuck Norris, it's just a stupid internet joke, and a very old one at that. This is a serious discussion.

 

[dotdotdot!]

Lo-pan should get in. He's much cooler.

 

[Evil Eye]

Why not both? Sure, nobody could keep up with the game if both played at once, but imagine the mono-a-mono fights...

 

[Mic_128]

Eternal, watch it. I will be warning anyone who posts about Charles.

He's using irony to show how absurd the ideas are of some people on this board without going off-topic.

Ssshhh, these guys actually think they're serious. Which they are. Because it's an amazing idea. Seriously, he'd be super smash awesome.