Best Smash Character Wife/Husband?

[tennisthehilife]

If you had to have a Smash Character as a Wife/Husband, who would it be and why?

I'll go first:

Peach: she has a tennis racket and a frying pan, the perfect wife for me! :D
Mr. Game & Watch: because he can cook pancakes
Dr. Mario: he has a good steady solid income
Zero Suit Samus: nice ***
Snake: ^same reason
Kirby: can cook (hopefully not me) and is pretty good at su... eh not gonna finish that thought. WRONG!!!

Not:
Sonic: bad in bed (too fast)
Wario: (toooo faaaasst)
Captain Falcon: too manly for me.

 

[Gerudo Warrior]

lol. stupid thread in the wrong forum. lol

 

[Kooichi]

Peach: She's as deadly as my girlfriend :D