BAT BOY LIVES! (Aka the WWN topic)

[Zook]

Yes, it's about time America's only reliable news source gets its own thread.

Weekly World News, the newspaper that let us know about Helen the bigfoot hooker, Saddam and Osama's gay wedding, Hillary Clinton's love affair with the space alien P'lod, the hilarious (Albiet occasionally disturbing) rants of Ed Anger, and of course, Bat Boy, is going out of buisiness. Never has the world of printed truth ever had such a sad day. Let us all share our favorite articles in honor of the best newspaper ever.

My favorite article was the one about the fearsome Kaiju of Coney Island: DUCKMEBA! Duckmeba rose from the beach sand, a 5-story-tall amoeba with a duck head, neck, feet, and wings, and wrought hell on the Island. I tried finding an image of him, but I couldn't.

 

[Eor]

Bat boy is an amazing musical, I'd see it again if I could

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

WWn is amazing, always a good laugh. "New french air tank makes advances and retreats faster!" lol...

 

[Silent_Jester]

Saddam is dead...

I C WHAT U DID THUR

 

[Zook]

Saddam is dead...

I C WHAT U DID THUR

Eh? They were married before he was captured.

 

[Endless Nightmares]

WWN scared the living hell out of me when I was a kid. I thought all the stories were real. I was scared to go to my room at night because I thought bat boy would attack me XD

There was a story about a guy who got electrocuted when lightning struck his house when he was on the toilet, I was paranoid about that for a while.

Oh and the story about the guy who got his wang bitten off by a dog while he was peeing in a bush outside...LOL

I eventually matured and I started to see how horribly fake some of the picture were. I felt cheated but relieved at the same time lol.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

This is an outrage.

No doubt the government is behind this, trying to keep the American public ignorant

 

[Silent_Jester]

So the government is full of communists that are trying to control the media. Whoever controls the media controls the public and can do whatever to them as much as they want. The media icons themselves are communist warlords trying to help their leader. (Only to be referred to as X. For his name makes babies cry and teenagers cut themselves) OMG SIMON COWELL IS A COMMY!!!!