3D Dillon
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After seeing Nester as an April Fools character, how about something targeting towards mature audiences?
The Angry Video Game Nerd!
He reviews a lot of bad games and swears a lot.
I consider him an icon of bad game reviews.
I'm imagining him making a fanmade April Fools joke of him being playable in Smash.
He actually even starred in his own game AVGN Adventures.
Do I even need to comment on how he can't be in this game?
Does a profanity speaker like him seem like a guy who would fit into an E+10 game instead of an M one?
This is just for April Fools. Don't be offended.
I'll still show you the move sets and all that just for fun.
Just keep the AVGN as far away as you can from Nintendo.
Most important is for the AVGN April Fools video, there must be disclaimers like "Not recommended for anyone under 17/18." "This April Fools joke is only a parody trailer. The AVGN won't really settle it in Smash." and "I have no endorsement for Super Smash Bros. All rights belong to their rightful owner, Nintendo."
And Don't take this too seriously.
Ready? Don't scroll down for the move sets if you're under 17/18.
First off, the Splash Art Subtitles:
"ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD GETS F***ING P*SSED OFF!"
Voice:
James Rolfe
Entrance:
Pops out of the Nintoaster
Taunt:
Up: Drinks Rolling Rock
Side: Gives the middle finger and says "I'm gonna rip your Smash balls!"
Down: Uses a useless cane and says "What a s***load of f***."
Attacks:
Up Ground: Throws some NES cartridges up
Down Ground: Smacks down with a hammer
Standard Ground: Shoots with his zapper
Side Ground: Shoots with his zapper
Dash: Tackles with his *ss
Up Aerial: Jabs upwards with both middle fingers
Down Aerial: Slams down with a Roll N' Rocker
Standard Aerial: Shoots with his zapper
Side Aerial: Uses a Super Scope like a club
Up Smash: His head explodes with anger
Down Smash: Farts
Side Smash: Slams down a bottle of Rolling Rock (that name wouldn't be used in the game for copyright purposes)
Specials:
Up: (Skyward T*rd) Takes a s*** and flies upwards
Down: (Power Glove) Punches with the power glove, a slow start up but whatever he hits will be controlled in a small area
Standard: (Profanity Bomb) Says Fire!/F***!/S***!/C***! with the Laser Scope and an explosion appears a few inches away from him
Side: (Pocket Pen) Throws a pen
Grab:
Whips out an NES controller with a wire
Final Smash: Super Mecha Death Christ
The AVGN turns into his super mode from "Super Mario Bros. 3" and "R.O.B. The Robot" and Super Mecha Death Christ joins in. They both shoot lasers and missiles for 7 seconds.
KO Sounds:
#1. "*SS!"
#2. "B*TCH!"
Star KO: "F**********!"
Victory Music: AVGN Adventures Clear Theme
No Contest:
Drinks Rolling Rock
Victory Taunts:
#1. Pumps his power glove fist and give the finger
#2. Drills an NES controller making it spin
#3. Unbuttons his shirt to reveal a "Rated F" T-Shirt
In all 3 of those taunts, AVGN can say any of these:
"Who the hell thought I'd settle it in Smash? What were they thinking?"
"I'd rather sip the p*ss from Ridley's airborne d***!"
"Smashfest? More like S***fest!"
"To hell with you, c***p*sser!"
"That was a brawl of balls."
"I'd rather have my eyeballs being vomited on by The Moon from Majora's Mask!"
"I kicked *ss! Settle THIS in Smash, motherf***er!"
"If only you were Fred F***s."
"Damn, that was serious ****. I am dead f***ing serious."
"Kiss my *ss, ***holes."
"Who the hell came up with this Smash s***?"
"You suck... just like s****y games would."
If AVGN fights against ROB, his victory dialogue would be:
"Hey, you! How 'bout you stack up you *ss?"
"I annihilated you once again... Gyro-d***."
"Stop eliminating s****y games, will ya?"
Trophies:
AVGN
AVGN (Alt) (3DS)
Super Mecha Death Christ (Wii U)
Guitar Guy
S*** Pickle
Mike (AVGN)
Bulls*** Man
Fred F***s
Devil (AVGN)
Power Glove
Beer
Zapper
LJN Logo
Glitch Gremlin
Death Block
Assist Trophy: Glitch Gremlin
Glitches up the whole stage in 3 different ways:
#1. freezing the gameplay many times
#2. blocks the screen with glitchy buggy pictures
#3. The platforms disappear
Smash Run Enemy: Death Block
If you touch it, it's instant KO
Smash Tour Item: Glitch Gremlin
Prevents all players from getting an item for 3 turns
Stage: Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts (both 3DS and Wii U versions)
For AVGN humor, the normal mode of LJN is Final Destination type. If you choose LJN in Final Destination mode, you get to the stage where there are lots of rainbow beams that causes a lot of damage, unfair platforms and obstacles, and death blocks making the stage easy to get KO'd in. Fred F***s will also appear as a stage hazard
Music:
AVGN Theme (by Kyle Justin)*
Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts*
AVGN Adventures Theme
Future F***Balls 2010
Happy Fun Candy Time
AVGN Adventures Boss Theme
*= In both 3DS and Wii U versions
Alright, that's it. The End.
The Angry Video Game Nerd!
He reviews a lot of bad games and swears a lot.
I consider him an icon of bad game reviews.
I'm imagining him making a fanmade April Fools joke of him being playable in Smash.
He actually even starred in his own game AVGN Adventures.
Do I even need to comment on how he can't be in this game?
Does a profanity speaker like him seem like a guy who would fit into an E+10 game instead of an M one?
This is just for April Fools. Don't be offended.
I'll still show you the move sets and all that just for fun.
Just keep the AVGN as far away as you can from Nintendo.
Most important is for the AVGN April Fools video, there must be disclaimers like "Not recommended for anyone under 17/18." "This April Fools joke is only a parody trailer. The AVGN won't really settle it in Smash." and "I have no endorsement for Super Smash Bros. All rights belong to their rightful owner, Nintendo."
And Don't take this too seriously.
Ready? Don't scroll down for the move sets if you're under 17/18.
First off, the Splash Art Subtitles:
"ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD GETS F***ING P*SSED OFF!"
Voice:
James Rolfe
Entrance:
Pops out of the Nintoaster
Taunt:
Up: Drinks Rolling Rock
Side: Gives the middle finger and says "I'm gonna rip your Smash balls!"
Down: Uses a useless cane and says "What a s***load of f***."
Attacks:
Up Ground: Throws some NES cartridges up
Down Ground: Smacks down with a hammer
Standard Ground: Shoots with his zapper
Side Ground: Shoots with his zapper
Dash: Tackles with his *ss
Up Aerial: Jabs upwards with both middle fingers
Down Aerial: Slams down with a Roll N' Rocker
Standard Aerial: Shoots with his zapper
Side Aerial: Uses a Super Scope like a club
Up Smash: His head explodes with anger
Down Smash: Farts
Side Smash: Slams down a bottle of Rolling Rock (that name wouldn't be used in the game for copyright purposes)
Specials:
Up: (Skyward T*rd) Takes a s*** and flies upwards
Down: (Power Glove) Punches with the power glove, a slow start up but whatever he hits will be controlled in a small area
Standard: (Profanity Bomb) Says Fire!/F***!/S***!/C***! with the Laser Scope and an explosion appears a few inches away from him
Side: (Pocket Pen) Throws a pen
Grab:
Whips out an NES controller with a wire
Final Smash: Super Mecha Death Christ
The AVGN turns into his super mode from "Super Mario Bros. 3" and "R.O.B. The Robot" and Super Mecha Death Christ joins in. They both shoot lasers and missiles for 7 seconds.
KO Sounds:
#1. "*SS!"
#2. "B*TCH!"
Star KO: "F**********!"
Victory Music: AVGN Adventures Clear Theme
No Contest:
Drinks Rolling Rock
Victory Taunts:
#1. Pumps his power glove fist and give the finger
#2. Drills an NES controller making it spin
#3. Unbuttons his shirt to reveal a "Rated F" T-Shirt
In all 3 of those taunts, AVGN can say any of these:
"Who the hell thought I'd settle it in Smash? What were they thinking?"
"I'd rather sip the p*ss from Ridley's airborne d***!"
"Smashfest? More like S***fest!"
"To hell with you, c***p*sser!"
"That was a brawl of balls."
"I'd rather have my eyeballs being vomited on by The Moon from Majora's Mask!"
"I kicked *ss! Settle THIS in Smash, motherf***er!"
"If only you were Fred F***s."
"Damn, that was serious ****. I am dead f***ing serious."
"Kiss my *ss, ***holes."
"Who the hell came up with this Smash s***?"
"You suck... just like s****y games would."
If AVGN fights against ROB, his victory dialogue would be:
"Hey, you! How 'bout you stack up you *ss?"
"I annihilated you once again... Gyro-d***."
"Stop eliminating s****y games, will ya?"
Trophies:
AVGN
AVGN (Alt) (3DS)
Super Mecha Death Christ (Wii U)
Guitar Guy
S*** Pickle
Mike (AVGN)
Bulls*** Man
Fred F***s
Devil (AVGN)
Power Glove
Beer
Zapper
LJN Logo
Glitch Gremlin
Death Block
Assist Trophy: Glitch Gremlin
Glitches up the whole stage in 3 different ways:
#1. freezing the gameplay many times
#2. blocks the screen with glitchy buggy pictures
#3. The platforms disappear
Smash Run Enemy: Death Block
If you touch it, it's instant KO
Smash Tour Item: Glitch Gremlin
Prevents all players from getting an item for 3 turns
Stage: Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts (both 3DS and Wii U versions)
For AVGN humor, the normal mode of LJN is Final Destination type. If you choose LJN in Final Destination mode, you get to the stage where there are lots of rainbow beams that causes a lot of damage, unfair platforms and obstacles, and death blocks making the stage easy to get KO'd in. Fred F***s will also appear as a stage hazard
Music:
AVGN Theme (by Kyle Justin)*
Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts*
AVGN Adventures Theme
Future F***Balls 2010
Happy Fun Candy Time
AVGN Adventures Boss Theme
*= In both 3DS and Wii U versions
Alright, that's it. The End.
