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Ashley's Theme Rewrites

Big-Cat

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This is for all those who love Ashley yet love another character. You rewrite the lyrics of Ashley's Theme seen here.

Example:

Who's that girl next door living in the haunted castle?
You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am
KUMA-TORA!
She casts the meanest PK and she's gots the pinkest hair.
And it's all so spiky.

Don't let yourself be fooled just because she is a girl.
Don't ever mess with the greatest
KUMA-TORA!
She doesn't keep her hair long and she doesn't wear a skirt.
Who has time for girly things like that?

PK Fire
I will burn you good.
PK Thunder
This'll blast you off.
PK Freeze
You've been freezer burn'd.
PK Su-Ta-Su-To-Mu!

Ha, ha, I win.

She can kick your *** and be the awesomest girl ever.
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest:
KUMA-TORA!
You'd better watch your step, or she'll beat the snot out of you.
I gave Yokuba a bloody nose.

I'll hang out with ghosts and yes, it's true.
They don't beat being with the living.
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be buds.
And if you say no, you're dead.

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted castle?
You'd better learn my name 'cause I am
KUMA-TORA!
Just remember this when you see her on the street:
I'm not the girliest girl you'll ever meet.
 

Big-Cat

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Then wouldn't it be two threads in one?
 
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