Bendu
Smash Journeyman
What? You're thinking of that wussy, semi-******** kid from Pokemon? Well think again buddy! I'm talking about this guy:
Ash Williams is a bad dood.
Now, some people may be saying something like "But if anybody's gonna be Sam Raimi's rep in Smash it should be Spiderman! ZOMG!! You ignorant twant." And I say "Naaaaaah." you know why? Because Ash has a shotgun. That's why. He also has a frickin' chainsaw for a hand. Do you have a chainsaw for a hand? NO. You don't.
If you're thinking "bUT HE HAZ NAH MOVZ" Well. I say to you. That you are dead wrong. (Heh, get it? get it?) Because, for one, you obviously didn't notice the freakin' chainsaw that he has for an arm. Because... I mean, you can do a lot with that. Like, chainsaw people up and stuff. But just to satisfy you, here's Ash's moveset:
^B: A rip in the space-time continuum appears and automatically transports Ash back to the stage. No questions asked.
B: Ash shoots his opponent. Their head explodes. Never misses.
<>B: Ash decapitates his enemy with his chainsaw freakin' hand. Huge amounts of blood spray over the screen and impair view.
\/B: Ash overacts, he yells and screams and flails about for 5 minutes.
HOLY CRAP ASH FOR BRAWL yo yo yo yo yo yo yoz.
Ash after killing ur doodz.
Ash Williams is a bad dood.
Now, some people may be saying something like "But if anybody's gonna be Sam Raimi's rep in Smash it should be Spiderman! ZOMG!! You ignorant twant." And I say "Naaaaaah." you know why? Because Ash has a shotgun. That's why. He also has a frickin' chainsaw for a hand. Do you have a chainsaw for a hand? NO. You don't.
If you're thinking "bUT HE HAZ NAH MOVZ" Well. I say to you. That you are dead wrong. (Heh, get it? get it?) Because, for one, you obviously didn't notice the freakin' chainsaw that he has for an arm. Because... I mean, you can do a lot with that. Like, chainsaw people up and stuff. But just to satisfy you, here's Ash's moveset:
^B: A rip in the space-time continuum appears and automatically transports Ash back to the stage. No questions asked.
B: Ash shoots his opponent. Their head explodes. Never misses.
<>B: Ash decapitates his enemy with his chainsaw freakin' hand. Huge amounts of blood spray over the screen and impair view.
\/B: Ash overacts, he yells and screams and flails about for 5 minutes.
HOLY CRAP ASH FOR BRAWL yo yo yo yo yo yo yoz.
Ash after killing ur doodz.
