Are Lucas and Ness g-ay?

[EvilTriad69]

Just wondering - are lucas and ness g-ay for each other?

 

[Professional Idiot]

This is probably not a serious thread, but in the case that you are genuinely curious: it would be impossible; Ness died years before Lucas was born.

 

[EvilTriad69]

thanks for the clarification, but that doesn't stop him from f-ing his dead body, right?

 

[Professional Idiot]

Well, I never actually finished Mother 2; I think Ness was actually a robot when he died (Don't ask.). But according to Wikipedia, it was thousands of years in between Ness' death and Lucas' birth. I don't think there would be much of a corpse to begin with after all that time.

 

[Earthbound360]

Dude, it's not a serious thread, so stop feeding the troll