Zamato
Smash Rookie
I know you all have to deal with these rants all the time, but i can't help but add to the already endless archive of Captain Falcon rants! I really want to like Captain Falcon, but i just can't! The reason why i am typing this very topic right now, is to express my anger about possibly the biggest disappointment in Brawl.
Argument#1: Priority
It's almost impossible to play anyone other than Captain Falcon, because Falcon's priority is soooo god **** low! Falcon Kick is such a ***** attach now. It is so ****ing easy to counter. Just throw any attack, and Captain will not only cancel attack, but take mother ****ing damage! WTF is that? Not only is Falcon kick seriously worthless, but every other attack is seriously worthless as well. It's almost impossible to pull off any effective combo because all the attacks have such a low priority! Pray to god your opponent doesn't attack the same time you do, or the only one flying to hell is you.
Argument#2: The knee
The knee is soooo ****ing useless now. I don't even use it. This is how it works now, if it doesn't make contact in the minuscule hit box, then it just literally ***** taps the opponent. It's so ineffective that I'm better off just pressing the taunt button. At least, it will make me feel better about myself, rather then just getting ****ing owned because the ****ty move is soo worthless. Now, i forgot to mention what happens when Falcon knee move does hit in the tiny *** hit box. It pretty much a one hit kill. I can pull out the real knee, about 1/20 times. What Nintendo should have done, was make the knee effective version have lesser power, but have it more frequent. It's just plain worthless how it is, now.
Argument#3: Smash move
I recall in the original Supersmash Captain Falcon has this kick move as hit side smash attack, rather then this elbow ****. I grew up on the kick smash, and i find it extraordinarily offensive that nintendo would switch it to elbow! **** that ****! It's my biggest complaint with CF in Brawl and Melee.
Common people, lets be honest with ourselves. CF sucks, i will **** any n00b *** CF user any day with ease. No Pro is gonna use CF, they are gonna go with a higher priority, more powerful, and more diversified move set character, and let me tell you, it ain't CF.
PS: I know this is my first post, i don't give a ****! I've been reading on this forum for years, so STFU *******s!
Argument#1: Priority
It's almost impossible to play anyone other than Captain Falcon, because Falcon's priority is soooo god **** low! Falcon Kick is such a ***** attach now. It is so ****ing easy to counter. Just throw any attack, and Captain will not only cancel attack, but take mother ****ing damage! WTF is that? Not only is Falcon kick seriously worthless, but every other attack is seriously worthless as well. It's almost impossible to pull off any effective combo because all the attacks have such a low priority! Pray to god your opponent doesn't attack the same time you do, or the only one flying to hell is you.
Argument#2: The knee
The knee is soooo ****ing useless now. I don't even use it. This is how it works now, if it doesn't make contact in the minuscule hit box, then it just literally ***** taps the opponent. It's so ineffective that I'm better off just pressing the taunt button. At least, it will make me feel better about myself, rather then just getting ****ing owned because the ****ty move is soo worthless. Now, i forgot to mention what happens when Falcon knee move does hit in the tiny *** hit box. It pretty much a one hit kill. I can pull out the real knee, about 1/20 times. What Nintendo should have done, was make the knee effective version have lesser power, but have it more frequent. It's just plain worthless how it is, now.
Argument#3: Smash move
I recall in the original Supersmash Captain Falcon has this kick move as hit side smash attack, rather then this elbow ****. I grew up on the kick smash, and i find it extraordinarily offensive that nintendo would switch it to elbow! **** that ****! It's my biggest complaint with CF in Brawl and Melee.
Common people, lets be honest with ourselves. CF sucks, i will **** any n00b *** CF user any day with ease. No Pro is gonna use CF, they are gonna go with a higher priority, more powerful, and more diversified move set character, and let me tell you, it ain't CF.
PS: I know this is my first post, i don't give a ****! I've been reading on this forum for years, so STFU *******s!
