A Normal Pokemon Adventure - a pokemon red nuzlocke

[SleuthMechanism]

Hey guys, not sure if this goes here but since I don't really go on that many forums that are still alive anymore and I wanted to share this screenshot-based LP/log i'm doing. So I figured i'd might as well give it a shot here since the Nuzlocke forums are far too oversaturated.
What's a nuzlocke? a nuzlocke is it's basically a challenge where you can only catch the first pokemon you encounter in each area and any team member that faints is out for good.

As some close friends know i've completed quite a few crazy nuzlocke runs in the pass that i planned to write stories based off but never did due to various circumstances but mostly laziness. These ranged from a platinum dual-locke with a friend that was originally going to be a comic until it got canceled due to relationships souring, A randomized run of red(using artemis's randomizer) which would have been more light hearted but life circumstances delayed the writing of, and randomized crystal(artemis again) which got near the end but was left unfinished due to computer issues.
However, now it is time to just go back to the basics and play a classic game from childhoods.
Rules: Standard Nuzlocke rules. Gone when KO'd, only the first pokemon i encounter from each area can be obtained.(gifts count if i don't fish in the city/town first or something ofcourse)

Spoiler: Part 1: It begins

Ah Toxicroak, a classic icon and veritable secondary mascot pokemon of the series. Beloved and recognized by 90's kids everywhere.

And who could forget professor oak? A true man of the sea!

Oak introduces us to the world of pokemon of course with a ominous letter staring into eternity.(It's a hazing ritual ok?)
Now after that's all out of the way what shall our protagonist be named?
I decide to go for some suggestions
[12/18/15 7:38:53 PM] Roxanne: somebody screech out a random name
[12/18/15 7:39:08 PM](Shadowwolflink): Rey
Roxanne wrote: done

Perfect
Now what was our rival called again?

Well.. i don't actually know. See, Oak keeps on forgetting his name but he sure does like bagels!
Upon starting the game i find a max potion in the PC! sweet!

Our lovely mother
So as one usually does our intrepid protagonist goes to explore outside but is stopped by..

Oak himself! See, it turns out that other guy earlier was just some drunk sailor claiming to be a pokemon professor whilst the real Oak is stylish as hell!

Ah yes, i forgot about that misleading twist they throw you early on. Bagels is in fact a girl!
Now that all this preamble is finally out of the way it is time for our lovely choice of starters

In the first ball we have TATWAG. Possibly the greatest grass starter of all time.

In the second ball is a lovely pre-evolved KAMBASKIN! Another tempting choice

And then last but not least is good old Parasect.
Ofcourse i choose parasect sheerly because of how cute it is.

Bagels decides on TROTWAG and ofcourse immediately challenges our Rye like a douche.

Wherein she suddenly transforms into a intimidating old woman.

****. that… isn't a TORTWEG at all!

Yes! now i could possibly just slowly wittle it down…

*SEVERAL TURNS LATER* HAHAHA THIS IS TAKING FOREVER BUT I SHALL PERSEVERE VIA PURE DETERMINATION AND HAX!!! GO MY HORRIBLE MUSHROOM ZOMBIE! YOU CAN DO IT!
*SEVERAL TURNS OF FUTILE STRUGGLE LATER*

Determination was not enough.. I hate Aggrons
But that was just a warmup match right? hehe..
Now for the REAL adventure to begin! >=3

This is why Rye has never left Palette. Freaking dragons everywhere holy ****

OH, AND EXPLODING ICE GOLEMS APPARENTLY

The manly pokemon center. Nurse Butch looks mean but he's a real sweetheart once you get to know him i've heard.

POKEMON CAN TALK!?
Anyway, you know the drill. Rye picks up the parcel for oak from the shop blah blah blah.. boring and unnecessary to get into. Rye gets there, oak gives them and Bagels pokedexes, Bagels acts like a douche as usual, etc.
Back for more viridian time and to finally catch some stuff.

Before catching stuff, we drop in on a tutoring session by the coolest teacher in town. Look at him, he is amazing.

Here we drop in on a household where a child is engaging in the trendy activity of swimming in the ground. yes.
In the room there is a sign stating the name of a spearow and the guy at the table talks about how proud he is of his simple nicknames. but.. there is no spearow to be foun-

OH. MY. GOD.
Backtracking for a catch time!

Aww this is a nice one for a change.

so nice that Yeast just paralyzes and scratches it into submitting in one go.

..regenerate any part of it's body" so cute i can't stand it.

next

HOLY CRAP WANT!!
unfortunately this huge killer crab does not agree, repeatedly resists capture and almost kills Yeast.

whew.. just barely. I know exactly what this pokemon is and looks like so i'll go name it just that. I don't care about creativity! I CANNOT LIE AND ALSO SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT MY UNCLE!!

Yes
My set up for this randomizer: http://i.imgur.com/gXoqwxp.png http://i.imgur.com/J8jhTRH.png

Spoiler: Part 2: The Worst Forest

Last time stuff happened. Go read it ya douche!

You crazy kids and your swimming in the ground!
Oh what the- it looks like someone wants to speak… wait what!? I'M THE NARRATOR AND LPER GODDAMNIT YOU CAN'T JUST-*Sound of static and channel changing*
Hello I am Rye. My actual name is a decent bit longer but nobody can seem to pronounce it for some reason so Rye is what i am. Today i have visited a lovely forest. I'm not sure why though but it just felt right like I had some kind of force pushing me to go you know?

Oh hello new friend

As usual our new friend is a bit rowdy so Yeast has to make it stop moving as it curls into a ball like a silly thing

Our new friend was being quite like a pickle but after several balls it finally gave in =D

A lovely name for our new friend
*sound of channel changing again* Ok, finally back on track. sorry about that folks, have no idea what got into my protagonist taking away the commentary slot like that.
anyway, let's continue exploring this forest i guess. Viridian forest may look intimidating at first but it's usually not too bad of a place.

OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?

AUGH WHAT!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS FOREST. THIS PLACE IS TERRIFYING!

after a while we run into a forest.. bodybuilder?(also, it's funny how he looks a tad cooler in R/G/B style than anywhere else) anyway, it's still scary as hell but it's actually not too hard to take down and practically the only thing thus far in this godforsaken death trap of a forest i can actually take on and grind on fairly well.
But this isn't anywhere near the end of the horrors this forest still has left within it's hellish labyrinthine depths.

OH GOD NO. SOMEHOW YOU'RE ALMOST AS TERRIFYING AS THAT TONGUE ABOMINATION THAT STILL HAUNTS MY NIGHTMARES! N-NO, GET AWAY! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! ;A;
after a bit of grinding Rye's pokemon are finally strong enough and i have become desensitized enough from it all to actually make some progress through the forest

Our first trainer is pretty cool. She even has a whip to show how cool she is!

Woah ****, i do not want to be on the receiving end of that espeon's wrath.

Fortunately it is no match for Yeast's horrible life-sucking tendencies. Nobody believes in you, Yeast but I knew i made the right choice! >=3

She also had a Quagsire. Anpan tanked and psy beamed it.

Another cool trainer had.. this.

The rest of the trainers and such were fairly uneventful
items found in viridian forest: X special, pokeball, repel.

Thus we arrive at pewter city and more importantly, the second buff center. That old captain near the receptionist desk sings quite the lovely song.

Also there's another talking seel. It seems just as surprised as i was about it initially.

It also appears to have and be capable of using a cell phone with those flippers. This is amazing

Yeah, riding a bike.

Indeed it is.

while here i also take the opportunity to buy 8 pokeballs(at the rate i went through 10 of them already we're going to need as many as we can get) as well as a potion because i'm sick of having my team almost murdered.
*krzzzt* ok fine.. but i'd better get it back again soon.
SO AFTER LOOKING AROUND IN PEWTER FOR A WHILE I REALIZED OH MAN, I FORGOT I COULD GO LEFT. So i backtracked all the way back through the forest to viridian city and went left! =D
*krzzzt*

Woah, celebi has decided to pay us a visit! Maybe we should try to catch it?

Nah, screw it. This time traveling douche isn't worth the trouble..

Afterwards, Bagels suddenly runs into us and demands a test of strength because she is still really insecure about what everybody calls her.

she then cackles like a stereotypical witch and transforms into a grumpy old lady again
"AHAHAHA! GRUMPY OLD LADY POWER ACTIVATE!"
Why do you keep doing that?
"BECAUSE IT ENHANCES MY POKEMON POWER SOMEHOW WITH MAGIC OR SOMETHING"
oh ok

Her first pokemon is a cool Raichu

Took a while but in the end Raichu's coolness wasn't enough to get through Anpan's impenetrable barrier of sheer lazyness and apathy

CRAB BATTLE
guess who wins? spoilers: the one with the huge claw you idiot