caleb0froy
Smash Journeyman
When I was two years old, I can't even pretend, yo
I was sitting in my huggies, bottle and Nintendo,
Crushing Goombas, Troopas; jumpin' over plants
Now nothin's changed, 'cept now I where pants!
There was always a mushroom, to make me grow,
And when I finally grab that flag, it's in the pipe I go!
Savin' the Princess... **** another Toad!
How much longer 'til the end of this road
I'm in Geekland!
I'm in Geekland!
The Legend of Zelda; so ****in' hard,
**** it, Ganon is a ****in' ******.
Days and days; I ran out of Doritos
Holy ****, there's way to many Beamos!
Eight ****in' dungeons, all hard as ****.
The sixth was the worst; I'm gonna throw a fit.
I'm the hero, my guy has my name,
Kill or be killed is the name of the game,
I'm in Geekland!
I'm in Geekland!
I may not have a girlfriend or college degree,
but I have a Jolteon, and a Hitmonlee.
I'm watchin' DBZ as my pokemon level
And Han Solo got me rootin for the rebels.
Fooly Cooly is the greatest thing eva,
Oh wait, the End of Evengelion is betta!
Inuyasha's a bad ***, don't forget Spike
Cowboy Bebop sux? yeah ****in' right!
Geekland's not a place that you can go,
It's a thing where you live, play, and grow!
I'm in Geekland...
I'm in Geekland!
I was sitting in my huggies, bottle and Nintendo,
Crushing Goombas, Troopas; jumpin' over plants
Now nothin's changed, 'cept now I where pants!
There was always a mushroom, to make me grow,
And when I finally grab that flag, it's in the pipe I go!
Savin' the Princess... **** another Toad!
How much longer 'til the end of this road
I'm in Geekland!
I'm in Geekland!
The Legend of Zelda; so ****in' hard,
**** it, Ganon is a ****in' ******.
Days and days; I ran out of Doritos
Holy ****, there's way to many Beamos!
Eight ****in' dungeons, all hard as ****.
The sixth was the worst; I'm gonna throw a fit.
I'm the hero, my guy has my name,
Kill or be killed is the name of the game,
I'm in Geekland!
I'm in Geekland!
I may not have a girlfriend or college degree,
but I have a Jolteon, and a Hitmonlee.
I'm watchin' DBZ as my pokemon level
And Han Solo got me rootin for the rebels.
Fooly Cooly is the greatest thing eva,
Oh wait, the End of Evengelion is betta!
Inuyasha's a bad ***, don't forget Spike
Cowboy Bebop sux? yeah ****in' right!
Geekland's not a place that you can go,
It's a thing where you live, play, and grow!
I'm in Geekland...
I'm in Geekland!
