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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 15, 2020

People often wonder why Sonic-related discourse tends to be so toxic, but it's really not that surprising if you consider how most people in the 90s were first introduced to Sonic:

combine that lingering first impression of rude 'tude and tacking the competition head on with a series that's constantly shifting tone and gameplay to the point its main series could be considered to made up of 3 or 4 different series and you've got an absolute recipe for disaster.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

I like looking up licensed games, usually terrible and/or based on an utterly absurd IP, and listening to their soundtracks - no joke, licensed games very often have amazing soundtracks

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

"Open your mouth and say "gaaah""

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

This is really cute, really well-intentioned, really catchy and a really good resource for parents and children everywhere, but that doesn't stop Elmo saying the word "racism" from being super jarring to hear - maybe not as much as Bugs Bunny saying "what's this? a joint?" but still jarring either way.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

To this day I still can't figure out why Nintendo were pushing Rosalina so hard in the 2010s - that's basically the ultimate way to sabotage a character and make fans hate them.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

Buffed Bowser Jr. is so good.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

#LegaliseMinecraftWorldSavanna

This is the closest we'll ever get to How to Play 64!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

My favourite Steve skin is the default Alex, though Scottish Steve is a pretty good one too. Least favourite is probably either Tennis Steve or Zombie

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

Steve's Smash development codename is the funniest stuff you'll ever see.

Steve (SSBU)

Steve is a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, the second fighter from Microsoft after Banjo & Kazooie, and the eighth DLC character for Ultimate. He was confirmed as a playable character on October 1st, 2020 as the second downloadable...

www.ssbwiki.com

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

Steve blends in to Smash much better when he's not the camera's focus.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

the pig Mii head on Sans' body is very slightly terrifying.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 14, 2020

My biggest worry about Steve was that his mining would make him better or worse on certain stages, but all terrain-specific mining really effects are the blocks, he still gets the same stream of iron; diamond and redstone on all stages.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2020

I never really got the point of having a comic relief in a show or movie that's already a comedy.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2020

I found this super unsettling image on Google Images.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2020

"This not-for-profit fangame does not qualify as fair-use of our characters", the multi-billion dollar corporation says after making an entire empire and, for a short period of time, monopoly out of a blatant Popeye/Alice in Wonderland combination rip-off.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2020

Pac-Man World 1 is really underrated. We don't get enough linear 3D platformers.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 13, 2020

How many Sonic 2 ports do YOU own?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Mbappe and the t-rex must be Western Level-5 fans.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

The Microsoft Numerical System

1
360
1
X
8
8.1
10

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

I wonder how they'd handle Doomguy's crossover screen if he were a Mii Costume considering the name of the game is in HIS name.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Theory: the reason Pac-Man is such a high IQ character in Smash is because the mazes in the original Pac-Man games are inside his brain's wrinkles.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Hide My Ass advert skip speedrun. The reload page RNG strat is unreliable, we need a new skip.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

So, here's how I would've done each Smash instalment's newcomers, note I'm not counting DLC/unlockables/clones seperately; nor am I considering any potential cuts:

Mario
Yoshi
DK
Wario
Link
Pikachu
Kirby
Samus
Fox
Duck Hunt
Ness
Muddy Mole
Banjo-Kazooie

Peach
Luigi
Bowser
Zelda
Ganon
Mewtwo
Onix
Falco
Ridley
Diddy Kong
King K. Rool
Olimar
Bubbles (Clu Clu Land)
Mr. Game & Watch

King Dedede
Dixie Kong
Waluigi
Lucas
R.O.B.
Squirtle
Villager
Dr. Kawashima
Jill & Drill Dozer
Tingle
Toon Link
Bowser Jr.
Andross
Excitebiker
Pit
Snake
Sonic
Pac-Man

Genesect
Braixen
Ryu
Little Mac
Mii Brawler
Mii Gunner
Mii Swordfighter
Daisy
Chrom
Mega Man
Nabbit
Cranky Kong
Chibi-Robo
Hero
Steve
Rayman
Inkling
Tails
Knuckles
Eggman
Mini Kangaroo

Crash Bandicoot
Dr. Neo Cortex
CJ (GTA)
Incineroar
Shovel Knight
Bomberman
Cuphead
Impa
Dr. Wily
Waddle Dee
Balloon Fighter
Lloyd (Mother)
Jigglypuff
Dark Samus
Ghost Gang
Ashley
Plasm Wraith
Funky Kong
Byleth
Red Bird
Kraid
PaRappa the Rapper
Space Invader

I can't see this roster being as hyped up TBH.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Min Min in Smash is one those things I feel I should be angry or at the least upset about, she's such a stupid choice on a fundamental level, and only serves the purpose of being a last ditch attempt at advertising a terrible; failed product, but yet... I just can't feel upset about her. Maybe Byleth broke me.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Bad 3D Pac-Man animations are so fascinating.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

Oh Google, you wacky funster, you.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 12, 2020

I love this Pokemon:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2020

I'm starting to think the recent "making fun of Gex" trend among YouTubers is just a conspiracy born in reaction to the Bubsy reboot to get a new Gex game made.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2020

I hope the kid who posted this infamous post back in 2015 is super happy now.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2020

DON'T GIVE YOUR AMIIBO THE GOLD MARIO SPIRIT. THIS IS A LEGITIMATE WARNING. THEY WILL BECOME UNSTOPPABLE BEYOND YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2020

The way Sonic is treated in Smash makes me feel he's just there out of obligation.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 11, 2020

The flesh belly on Paon's K. Rool is so gross.

Maybe I'm just saying this now with the foresight of his belly armour cracking in Smash, but still. It's disgusting. I hate it.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

Has anyone else been noticing a recent comeback for 4:3? I'm not complaining in the slightest though, I love 4:3.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

Ultimate is pretty impressive balancing wise, like there's not even a tier list - it's just as simple as "Little Mac and Bowser Jr. bad, everyone else good"

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

The box art for the Steam version of the Castle of Illusion remake claims it's a Sega Saturn game.

I don't know why.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

One thing I really dislike about Death Battle compared to other, smaller Vs. shows is one half of the title - the "Death". You can have a proper resolution for a battle without forcing characters to go OOC.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

Super Meat Boy isn't a hard game, like, at all. It's not a bad game, I've had fun with it, but compared to the retro games it's often compared to it's a cakewalk, even if you're to play said retro games with save states.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

Pac-Man 2 would actually make for a pretty good Smash stage. It's one of the few non-maze Pac-Man games Namco isn't reluctant to acknowledge and as such it rereleases somewhat frequently; plus it has quite the (mostly ironic) cult following.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 10, 2020

Me watching this video was nothing but a constant stream of shouting "dammit Miyamoto!" and/or "is Dunkey making this up?"

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