I prefer raccoon burgers
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Oatmeal.
*Not dead to try unicorn roll.*
The Stoopid Unikorn
Unicorn meat is actually very bitter
Oatmeal.
One thing you should know, I'm not actually living oatmeal. I am a person like most of the DR. But I am the lord of oatmeal. My power is trumped only by those beyond the physical realm.
The Stoopid Unikorn
You were human?!
Why were you so delicious then?
Why were you so delicious then?
Oatmeal.
Idk, maybe it's because of how ridiculously cute I am.
Jk
Jk
The Stoopid Unikorn
I-I think I'm still hungry.
Need more humans
Need more humans
Oatmeal.
Gotcha hooked. Us cute humans are tasty, tasty, TASTY!
The Stoopid Unikorn
Stop!
I don't want to die of hunger
I don't want to die of hunger
Oatmeal.
Then eat someone in oops, they won't mind.
Go eat......Hylian.
Go eat......Hylian.
Rocket Raccoon
Or Orange Horse
The Stoopid Unikorn
Hylian: It'll crush Cyn and I'm not that heartless
Sunset: I'm not a cannibal
Sunset: I'm not a cannibal
Oatmeal.
Eat The Fail Tracer.
The Stoopid Unikorn
I want something that taste success
Oatmeal.
Eat Hong.
The Stoopid Unikorn
Too powerful
Oatmeal.
I suppose that rules out Sehnsucht as well...
Eat Cynado.
Eat Cynado.
Oatmeal.
Eeeeexcellent.
.......*dead*