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Rocket Raccoon
Rocket Raccoon
Raccoons are better than you.
Rocket Raccoon
Rocket Raccoon
And. We. Know. It.
Still~Wolf
Still~Wolf
I also know that they aren't.
There's a reason your species eats trash on Earth.
Rocket Raccoon
Rocket Raccoon
Because IT'S FREE!!!!!!
Still~Wolf
Still~Wolf
You would think if they could steal trash, they could steal some... ya know, money.
Rocket Raccoon
Rocket Raccoon
Pffffttttt, that would be stu- actually smart. But we don't want to risk being seen
Still~Wolf
Still~Wolf
Because... Earth Raccoon's are an obviously at-risk species?
You guys certainly don't mind being caught getting trash.
Rocket Raccoon
Rocket Raccoon
But that would mean we would go in houses. Living outside and having trash outside is easier than living outside and getting cash inside.
Still~Wolf
Still~Wolf
Ya know people... eat outside. Have wallets in their pockets and stuff.
Rocket Raccoon
Rocket Raccoon
Not all the time! It would be much easier if that happened!
Still~Wolf
Still~Wolf
N-no. Literally. All the time. Purses. Wallets in the back pocket.
Come on, you of all people should know that!
Rocket Raccoon
Rocket Raccoon
Huh, we will look into that. Although you will not get any special treatment.
Still~Wolf
Still~Wolf
I don't have either. Trust me, I know better. Probably wouldn't have told you if I did have one of them.
Rocket Raccoon
Rocket Raccoon
No one you know is safe.
Still~Wolf
Still~Wolf
Implying I know anyone.
Even then, I think anyone I know could halt the tiny furballs.
Still~Wolf
Still~Wolf
Well of course I couldn't, love you guys! But other people, well... it depends.
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