Smashboards

Paul? I don't know of a Paul. But either way I don't think I have it.

Darn. I used him as my avatar once, but it was on a different computer

RIP Paul

But you said you got a picture of him. As long as he is in our memories, he is never dead! :D

#BringBackPaul

#OhGodNo

#MisterVideoGaming doesn't know what he wants

Paul is the hero Smashboards need

Too true. Tis' is a time of darkness and despair, and the rise of the majestic and glorious Paul will lift all of us Smashboardians from the dark times that befall us, and will strike down our enemies with his mighty blade of justice! We must go to Paul's altar with fresh sacrifices to raise up our savior! I nominate the nonbeliever known as MisterVideoGaming to sacrifice first.

I'd vote him too, but burning a doll won't do much -.-

Ooh, you're right. Not only will a doll not suffice for the sacrifice, the nonbeliever is protected by his Substitute. Hmm... Who else could we sacrifice?

Y'know, one Substitute won't be enough, but what about all of them at once?

But as I said, a doll cannot be properly sacrificed. Paul needs to feed on the life of an actual human being. A mere doll will not suffice. And besides, they are too well protected.

Then, I have no idea.

Let's just pick random strangers on the streets.

NO! That would be insulting to Paul! We must only choose the finest sacrifices in the land, or Paul's revival will be insignificant and weak! Just any random person won't work! Paul demands better than that!

What about the cut Smash veterans?

Hah! You mean a wimpy boy who relies on other creatures to win, two stupid climbers who have to be 2 on 1 to win, a young version of some petty hero, a rat that hurts itself, and some stupid animal that talks? Frankly, I'm surprised Paul hasn't struck you down with lightning!

What about that soldier guy?

You're proving my point! Some stupid soldier dude who's so insignificant that I forgot about him!

What the **** does Paul wants?!