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I used to think so too, but what's this? A dart in my chest?

Funny, now I'm not feeling so well.

Oh, and now I can't see. It's okay though, I'll just run back the way I came and-- Oh no, An invisible trap!

The darts just keep coming. The poison is starting to reach my brain now. It's eating away at my insides, turning my organs into mush.

...On the verge of death... consciousness is barely holding on...Everything went dark a few moments ago...all that's left for me is pain.

Stragely enough, I can still hear a laugh. A cheery-high pitched laugh.

I remember now, I approached a little yordle character, thinking it was cute. Surely something so small and fluffy couldn't possibly be harmful.

That's when the darts came, and between the poison and the shrooms there was no way to run.

He's laughing at me. He enjoys my pain.

My death isn't forever. After all, the game's only begun. Death timers are only around 20 seconds.

I'll be back, and when I do, I'll do everything in my power to rid the world of this little devil.

Sure he may look cute an innocent, but behind those innocent looks beats the heart of a killer.

Just wait teemo. Wait til late game when I get my items.

I'll enjoy beating your team to bits while you wander around useless. Because thats exactly waht you are. You may beat me down now but I'll always be more useful than you.

So enjoy your laugh.

Enjoy it while you can.

Because it may just be the last laugh you ever get.

Seriously though, have you read teemo's lore? He's plain evil. ;-;

Wow at this story, lol.
I have read it haha I like Teemo simply because he is cute andd evil, and he's really fun to play. So it's like a win, win, win situation.tbh

Hehe, sorry if it got a bit dark there for a moment.

I play volibear sooo... teemo is a pretty frightening sight to see.

thats good, you should be afraid >

YOU SHOULD COME HERE SO I CAN SMACK YOU WITH LIGHTNI--

*takes several deep breaths*

Sorry, it's just... your avi... everytime I see it I--

*leaves*

See, I play DOTA so the only real furry I have to worry about is Ursa.... but oh gawd the max attack speed and fury swipes (infinitely stacks for more damage every hit) = dead. X.X