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UltimateWario
UltimateWario
You're probably my favorite person.

Ever.

I'm breaking up with my girlfriend for you.
Kenith
Kenith
Um...thank you..?
Were you waiting to say that?
UltimateWario
UltimateWario
Well, when I say "breaking up with", I mean more like...uh...

What's that thing where you end someone's life through violence?
Kenith
Kenith
****? Humilation? Pantsing them? I dunno.
UltimateWario
UltimateWario
I think it's all of those things.
Kenith
Kenith
Oh wait, I remember! Politics. Yeah.

What were we talking about? How much we love reading others insightful, magnificent posts?
UltimateWario
UltimateWario
I think it was that. Because nothing gets my Likin' finger goin' like a good ole' Ken post.

...that was infinitely weirder than I meant it to sound.
Kenith
Kenith
I'd give you a bro hug, but you are probably far away from me and I don't know where you live and also your avatar is strange.
UltimateWario
UltimateWario
Yeah, you don't want to hug Dr. Steve Brule. He's pretty socially awkward.

I can guarantee that I would return said brohug though. Post on, Ken. Post on until the world explodes.
Kenith
Kenith
So you actually meant what you said in part? That's wonderful.
Wesker is satisfied.
UltimateWario
UltimateWario
Of course. Ol' Wario don't say **** he don't mean.
UltimateWario
UltimateWario
Well, I mean, besides that breaking up with my girlfriend thing. That's not happening.
Kenith
Kenith
You have a girlfriend...? What's it like??

Thanks. You are very entertaining to listen to because of your ability to realize how silly we all are.
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