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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 29, 2022

I love the constant ping-pong juxtaposition in this video
"The Care Bears forgot their birthday!"
"ERNIE FINDS THE KIND OF CASH THAT COULD GET HIM KILLED"
"A magical history of Walt Disney at the Academy Awards!"
"RONALD MCDONALD IN PRISON!"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2022

Crash 2 and 3 are weird games because, if this makes sense, they feel like they don't realise how good they are. Like, the core gameplay of Crash is so good, but 2 and 3 are filled with so many needless bells and whistles that do nothing but bog down the gameplay (collectables, powerups, vehicles, e.t.c.) and feel like they were put in to compensate for something or other. I get the vibe Naughty Dog were embarassed by putting out a game as (seemingly) simple and primative as Crash when the likes of Banjo-Kazooie and Ape Escape were coming out and wanted to try to "compete" with these completely different games.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2022

For some reason people want to view Mario like it's Dragon Ball or Marvel, an epic tale of good and evil in a vast and highly developed world, when really it's a lot more like SpongeBob or Popeye - the rules of the world don't have to be consistent, they can retread old ground as much as they want, and while stories with high stakes are good they're also an outlier (and should stay that way)

I remember seeing someone, might've been on CharacterRant, complain about the whole "Bowser is a good guy after all!" meme with the parental controls video by listing all of Bowser's various atrocities - kinda missing that Bowser isn't Beerus or Lex Luthor, he's Bluto or Plankton: he can be anywhere from a maniacal monarch, to a pathetic pest, to a reluctant ally, to an outright hero - it just runs on whatever's most fun in the context of a given game. Same goes for Wario.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2022

Even before he got confirmed, I was kinda baffled as to why nobody took the idea of Hugh in NASB seriously from a speculation standpoint - characters being added to games because of memes is not an uncommon occurance at all, and if Smash was developed in the West or otherwise had better communication with that audience we probably would've got an actual meme character like Dunsparce (does anyone else remember that from the Brawl days?) or a literal Hat Goomba by now.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2022

disney lawyers trying to stop me from stealing the script for dougs second movie

"Final draft
SEPTEMBER 2021"

me giving the disney execs the script back so they can continue making dougs second movie

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2022

oh my god the green hair rabbid is called edge

theyre self aware arent they

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2022

Amazing how they're still using the Act 1: They Meet music in Re-Pac.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2022

"Re-Pac" legit reads like a subtitle from an MS Paint fanon wiki box art.

At least go for "Re-Packaged"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2022

Dr. Dolittle (1998, CAM)
(20th Century Fox, Davis Entertainment, Joesph M. Singer Entertainment, Friendly Films) pic.twitter.com/jKh2ghRsOu
— Theater Bootleg Archives (@OutOfContextTRB) June 26, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2022

"Everywhere is here" would fit Mario Kart way better than everyone.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2022

We are submitting music stages and a clone for Mario - doesn't have to be a Mario variant either!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Two of Jimmy's alts are the cat/dog in his hair - you don't need to replace this taunt (I'd be happy for Jimmy T/P to get a second up taunt just for that costume, and just having the animal do some kind of extra animation would be fine too - I'm sure you can come up with your own workarounds...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2022

iPad: Charges halfway
Low power mode:

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2022

Finally, Larry the Cucumber; Vectorman; Dream; and Lucas are coming to NASB.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2022

homer's imp son

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2022

It feels like Xenoblade fandom is outright trying to make itself the heel currently.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2022

what the hell does "next time i see you better be on a merry go round" mean please help me daniel the phantasm experts

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2022

I got recommended a video that all the stages in a hypothetical mega crossover cartoon platform fighter - and for some inexplicable reason, the Looney Tunes stage was the photocopy shop from the Looney Tunes Show.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2022

If Smash was to add an echo for each fighter, I feel it'd be necessary for at least a few to be OCs - even if they're as simple in concept as "Dark Yoshi", "Light Ridley", "Ms. Game & Watch" or "Adult Ice Climbers".

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2022

i was looking at the mario kart tour character list and i thought this was big the cat for a second

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2022

We are submitting a Nintendo Direct!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Submit a Ray Gun equivalent! Please submit an equivalent to the Ray Gun! This is one of the most iconic Smash items and we don't yet have an equivalent to it. Submit an ally contact from Mario + Rabbids games! While Rabbids will be elegible one of the future fighter jobs I have planned, I...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2022

I had a dream where I was going to a protest against transphobia - not like a transphobic government or corporation, just the general concept of transphobia - my protest sign said "men can get pregnant too!" and to go along with it I made a dog fursuit with an advanced mechanism to shoot eggs out its ass.

I'm insulted that my subconcious brain believes that if I had a fursona it'd be a dog and not a tapeworm or platybelodon

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2022

The whole "vocal minority" crap annoys me to no end in media discussion - surely, if a group is the vocal minority they're the most passionate fans and therefore their voices should be valued most?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2022

this song goes hard

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2022

I want Smash to have a comical aesthetic like 64 again more than all the characters I want combined - except maybe the vague concept of "playable object or vehicle without a face and personality"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2022

There was a problem fetching the tweet

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2022

ah yes my favourite award winning drama

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2022

did the air up ad just compare their ****ing water bottle to the legalisation of gay marriage

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2022

The name "the Penguins of Madagascar" really annoys me because it exclusively makes sense outside of the movie universe - like, if you didn't know about the Madagascar movies it'd be so weird that a cartoon about Arctic animals in a New York zoo claims its protagonists come from Madagascar.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2022

Update your status...

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2022

Now is a real bad time to announce a Caillou reboot, guys.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2022

every time i get a nasb thread update i always think "hugh release date??" and it isnt hugh release date

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2022

A SKITTLES is always called a SKITTLES, even if it's just one!

Example: "yooo ghostcrys let me get ONE SKITTLES."
— SKITTLES (@Skittles) April 27, 2020

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2022

People complaining about Pokémon having kid protagonists is kinda missing the point, but honestly an age selection feature or spin off about being a gym leader would be kinda cool (though the "aging with the audience" BS should stay dead in the 2000s for the most part)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2022

Sonic Origins not including Chaotix or the GG games because they're "not the original story" is kinda why I find distinguishing "main games" from "side games" silly for series that don't focus on story. That and that it can often lead to characters getting the short end of the stick because they're assigned as a "spin off character".

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2022

I misread this

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2022

I feel part of the reason kid-styled horror characters like Huggy Wuggy and Cartoon Cat gain so much traction with actual kids is because you don't really get many played-straight kids' mascots in the veins of Chuck E. Cheese or Mr. Potato Head anymore in Western media, and those that remain have undergone (figuratively and literally) radical redesigns since their debut, so the horror characters are really the closest you can get to that sickly-sweet-but-distinctly-American aesthetic and personality in a modern character.

Can't really explain how Siren Head got popular with kids though. That one's baffling.

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