The Stoopid Unikorn

Welcome to the void that is this profile description.

Hope you have some snacks, because you won't find any here.
Jun 2, 1997 (Age: 22)
no u
Clerking around in a grocery store
Switch FC
Smash 64 Main
Melee Main
Brawl Main
Mr. Game & Watch
Project M Main
Smash Wii U Main
Smash Ultimate Main


spicyguacamole#1956 Username


Smash Bros. Ultimate - Fighter Pass Wishes / Speculations
Prediction | Confirmed! | Deconfirmed? | Dream | Cameo
- Porky ___- Byleth __- Erdrick _- Hayabusa - Scorpion
- Doomguy _- Heihachi - Crash ___- Banjo ___- Dante __
- Sora ____- Lloyd ___- Steve? __- Artorias - 2B _____

I know we only get 5 in the Pass, but I wanna list more than that to increase my odds of being right. :P
Ordered from oldest to most recent, with first and third-party franchises split up.
May be subject to change whenever I feel like it.

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