ThatDonkirbo

Donkey Kong is the second coming of Donkey Kong.

I love Donkey Kong. Ever since I was a child playing Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo 64 I have mained Donkey Kong. His luscious brown fur and his big fists that can pummel me into the ground at any moment really makes me drool. When I picked up Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube, I mained Donkey Kong. He is the best character, unlocked from the start, he's an ape, and he's hella handsome. Super Smash Bros. Brawl endeared me to Donkey Kong even more. In the Subspace Emissary, Donkey Kong defended his best friend Diddy Kong, the inferior kong, by sacrificing himself to the dark arrows that turned fighters into trophies, he was still an ape and he was still hella handsome. Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS/Wii U is more Donkey Kong pleasure. He, once again, was an ape and hella handsome. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate gave Donkey Kong a big boost in handsomeness on the handsome scale. The game gave the kong beautiful brown fur that makes me feel as if I was stroking his arms before he punched me into the E.R. with his Donkey Punch and that is the greatest gift of them all. In conclusion, unlike Lanky Kong, Donkey Kong has tons of style, lots of grace, and an incredibly handsome face. I love you Donkey Kong, I love you my sweet prince.