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pigeons, falcons, canaries: the usual
Apr 15, 1989 (Age: 34)
Mahopac, NY
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Doctor Destructo said:
You kidding? Chicks dig guys who play Wario games, didn't you hear?

I went up to these two girls and I was all, "Sup, ladies." And they were all, "Ew, we're not into guys." So I said, "Oh yeah? Did I ever tell you that I got 100% in Wario Land 2?" And they got all wide-eyed and one of them said, "E-even the very last level?" And I was like, "Pssh, yeah." And they were all, "TAKE US NOW, DOCTOR DESTRUCTO." And I was like, "Wait, I never told you my name."



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