Recent content by LionsBarrage458

Sheik and Samus

@MurphyPrime You tell me.

You damn kids and your mongolian cartoons. Those animeys and mangos are no good for you. Those -removed- are brainwashing the western world with their enticing big eyed *****

Losing my ability to talk smack online. I'm a certified jimmy rustler. Being unable to perform at my peak frightens me to my core. ...and spiders, **** those guys.

I was in an all white room with Christopher Walken, he polietly asked me to put a rock in a bag and I did as one would for a tired old man. He then asked me to put another rock in the bag, this continued for 12 hours. I **** you not.

You've got to wear a mask when your ****posting is as toxic as mine.

I'm not incorrect.

Pretty much myself, couldn't have described it better.

You don't have friends to play with? I want to tell yout to get good but since you're alone all the time I don't think there's a single chance in the world for you to even reach tournament level.

If you have to post on smashboards asking for advice go entertain your tiny chimp brain with a ****ing banana or better yet go off yourself quietly. The neighbours value their sleep more than you.

>Swedish players >Gods Armada is a fluke and leffen is likewise.

I had this problem at first but a good way to combat this mindset is to git gud nerd.

I prefer to train by sounds. With Sheik, for example, when she jumps she makes sort of a "shoo" sound, and when she air dodges she makes a "hah" sound. When I pull off a wavedash the "hah" noise just barely cuts off the "shoo" noise. This may not be the case with all characters but regardless, I...

You're a girl, so your obviously playing Melee for the attention. You may as well play Ness to 'differentiate' yourself from the crowd. Not like you would have the patience to get good at the game. Be realistic pumpkin.