Recent content by Jarbinks9/11

I use a different tag each tourney because im not boring. And if you havent seen me its because after swiping my first game off of some defenseless pm weiner like oracle i realize that im just too good for my own region so i leave and let the ants play

I promise to be good, but only for fox buffs. That way elis fox will have a fair chance against my mario. Haaa who am i kidding mario is broken and eli is balls

No ny is dirty, which makes sense for a garbage can like gallo to live there. Ill fight you in texas, the only legitimate pm region and ill only MM fir honor not cash. If i lose ill promise to shine strong bads shoes. If you lose your name gets banished from top 3 dks

Stfu, the only reason people even tolerate your stupid posts and dumb punchable face is because youre in the pmbr. If it wasnt for you wingmanning for gallo constantly nobody woukd care about the guy, know about him, or even bother defending his shameful mario play.

Sure, but let me warn you beforehand that if our MM is a mario ditto that i will be forced to stamp my thumb on the b button and spam fireballs to hell to counter your equally disappointing mario play, and it will be ass for everyone involved, pissing off everybody

Im a mexo american and i can conclude that theres not much to understand about us as a people relative to whites or other races. While i love south park stuff like that isnt correct and blacks are just arrogant when it comes to racism. (Not being racist). When a black person says that whites...

This must be one of strong bads alts because all of your points are heavily biased project brawler jargon that is actually incorrect. If you arent utilizing fox's tech to anything near his peak then youd be better off playing a character that gives you a greater reward for such a filthy tech...

That would only be relevant if we were arguing about racism in the community, which firstly is a non issue and secondly doesnt matter at all for pm since black people arent uncool enough to play this game. If you people were cool and had actual black friends then wed be arguing about racial...

"I cant think up a witty retort because im 1000 times less charming and delicious than jarbinks. Ill just make a quick little jab at how overpowered i think fox and falco are even though in real life and not in my made up fantasy world this is the exact opposite of an effective argument and my...

Because arguing for womens writes online is sure to get girls to like you. Perhaps theyll see just how nice and honorable you truly are! Haaaaaa just kidding women dont work that and nobody thinks any better of you because you dont say naughty words. Except for your grandma.

I dunno man most of these characters play thenselves. I can set my controller down on my lap to play dk and the analog stick will move on its own to do cargo uthrow > uair combos. A character that lets me upload fanfictions to my tumblr account and knit socks with my feet is infinitely more top...

Your opinion is untrustworthy at best

Because winning my videogames at the expense of fun and skill helps me get off at night. That was a sarcastic statement. When melee was created we had a vision of fun fair exciting fast paced gameplay with high skill, stakes, and rewards. Where did we go so wrong that we justify the use of a...

Just because you can beat 12 year old ivysaur players on netplay that cant utilize his strengths correctly doesnt make the character or its recovery any less broken. Plus ive heard strong bad and his church followers dabble on about how fox is soooooo hard to edgegaurd meaning that i dont have...

Thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard. They dont play spacies because theyre garbage in pm, not because theyre less hype somehow than a bunch of campy stall characters with op recoveries and no combos. Zelda is the ugliest thing ive ever seen in this game and the people that play her are even...