Recent content by James Cruise

The burner becomes the burnie. The sad world of Smashboards. LOL. Yoshi is fun to play, and I do think HAL realized they screwed him over in the N64 version. Poor Yoshi. I think he would rock if they just gave him a decent recovery. But that is already known. Anyway, he is fun as heck to...

Granted but I don't take you to the V-Games. I wish that you would cut your freaking nails!

Crap I remembered but quickly forgot. I wish that you would stop picking on me!

Granted... But He Is ME!!!! I wish Jason was wrong about my wish before this one.

Fine then, I rip out your eyes with an ice-cream scooper. I wish I will find good comp today at the V-Games Practice Day Today.

Granted, but you spill honey on your keyboard. I wish I were dead.

Granted, but nobody else thought it was any good. I wish for a pony assimulator.

Huh, I've always liked it.

GAME!

Granted but your smashed by my corpse! I wish I were a Jedi!

Granted but I break all of your Cds! I wish I wish I were a fish.

Granted but you forgot. I wish for all the ponys to die in a freak septic accident.

Granted, but we mop up your two dead ponys with the corpse of your new one. I wish I had a new penguin!

Sorry for the double post, I was testing something and failed. Oh well.

Why don't my pictures ever work...