Recent content by Jagg

Yoooo David can I come?

Put me down for a spot please.

Confirm me

David, Confirmz me plz

I'll be coming.

Happy ****ing birthday Imadh!

K I'm coming to this. Also bringing a setup.

I'm probably going to be coming to this

Reggie I love you. Why won't you have sex with me like in the good ol' days? D=

Afro stop lying. We all know that you're really Mexican.

I have lots of waffles in my pants. Who wants to come help me pour some maple syrup all over them?

So I saw a guy humping a garbage can at McDonalds tonight. It was funny as ****.

LMFAO IM DRUINK LMFAOOAOOA **** it I wanna have sex with a pineapple. It'd be sooooooooooooooooooooooo good.

LMFAO OLOLOLOLOLOL OMFG THIS **** IS TOMORROW!?!?!??!?! WTF LMFAO IM SO ****ING SCREWED!!!!!! pineapple sex is awesome.

Omfg Its Me Lolololol I Cant Even See Straight **** **** Alcohol And Its Awesome ****ing Powers!!!!!!! Edit: Chris, I have your sunglasses so get your *** on over to my house after school one day to pick them up. We can have another awesomely random day. Maybe a hobo will come up to us and...