Recent content by EatMan

No johns. And no passive-aggressive hidden johns either.

tl;dr version: I am better than all of you. But if you beat me in tourney I'm still technically better than you. I love this part. My Marth plays on auto-pilot, automatically recognizing the correct choices, and just eliminating my opponent's for me. Sometimes I even feel like my Marth is...

Please tell me. Who is this horrible person you're playing who lets you space the entire match with the same move? I would like to MM him. In the mean time, unleashing a killing move at the earliest possible percentage and spamming your easiest move is what separates the top few spots...

fsmash was designed to embarrass the ever loving **** out of illusion-ing falcos as payback for ghey chaingrabs. and that in itself opens up a whole new bag of mindgames. which is a good thing. it throws off opponents who have settled into a swift sidestep ritual expecting a jabby tilt or a...

let go of the ledge, then full hop air dodge, ????, profit

ITT: We pretend Game and Watch goes neutral/advantage against Snake.

Hmmmm...... We'll call it.... Melee.

hey fellas do we have eye-patch textures yet???? come on, we need canonical dittos already

Saying you discovered this is like me saying I discovered you can ftilt after your first jab. Can I call it the Eat Combo?

Not quite. North Jersey and South Jersey would declare themselves separate States if they could. You spend your whole childhood growing up in one region, then you matriculate at Rutgers in neutral Central Jersey and spend 4 years making fun of the other region in public. Living in New...

As a Snake main casually reading through this discussion I have to admit that nothing you guys are bringing up scares me in the slightest. Yes, you can combo us hard at low percents. Welcome to being a Snake main. We get rocked at early percents by almost the entire cast. In general...

I love how people are moaning that this is so boring. Uh, how about every other character in every other matchup? A forward short hop feint into a retreating aerial for 8 minutes. Oh yeah, thats just ****ing adrenaline right there. At least Snake actually fights like a man -- fists and...

*Is an American player* *Wants Ally and Holy to do exceedingly well tomorrow because they seem like really nice people* *Sue me*