Chuck Norris wears Captain Falcon pajamas at night.
God went to CF and asked if he could create Earth, Captain Falcon, who is a generous man said, "YES!"
Chuck Norris slams revoloving doors...Captain Falcon slams Chuck Norris
Behind CF'S visor there is not eyes...only another knee.
Just before Lincoln was assasinated, audience members at the theater claim to have heard, ever so faintly... "Falcon... PUUUUUUUUUUNCH."
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