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the legend of zelda: four swords

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because dad has a secret up her pants why can marshes do the disco

granted but you can't move becauze zeus paralyzed you. I wish lakes were orange so i could bathe in the sun

I can crack my *** while cracking my nails all by the act of counting to 506 at 5:34 PM when there's a curfew about a dog with pink tommy and I can post too ****ing much!

my own fertilizer because it must taste like balonney juice. would you rather look at the sun and turn green or look at the moon and eat candy.

fortunately, this was the dreaded 15 second period in 1765 which ended up never happening.

granted but in the privates i wish mommy was a boy named john

10000 pounds of fatty sauce engulfed chocnater and the titans farted on it to make delicious marmulade

because now super man takes his pants off and lets big daddy wipe his *** whenever he gets excited where can orange markers sing?

kabbarach: a car with rakes sticking out its *** hokeypokeystyle

rayman

DURRRR!!! I R TEH AEJWN!!!11 I POST TEH INAPPROPRIATE!!!!11 I DUN NED NO ROOLS!!!11

unfortunately the riot police inject you with AIDS.

then five clowns come in and give you candy. you eat it but never die. you keep on eating and eating and in a 1000 years you are miyamoto's obese son, carlos. you run around and play with toy trucks, and then you eat one and choke to death. then miyamoto spits out a grey monkey who flashes...