worst excuse you heard someone say cause they lost

[CutMet]

I was watching two of my friends playing
1:Stop this controller's R button doesn't work.
2:Well try it again
*Player 1 then jumps then presses the R button three times he airdodges every time
2:Here lets switch controllers
*They unplug and switch controllers. Player 1 plays worse and gets 4 stocked.

 

[Red Exodus]

'I'm hungry I can't concentrate, lemme go get something to eat'

*1 hour later*

'I'm too full'

And the dumbest one I have ever heard.

"You screen watched the whole match"

 

[MzNetta]

EDIT: wtf double post delete please.

 

[MzNetta]

Im sure this ones been post'd millions of times but...

"Its not fair, you have two people!"

After being owned by IC's

or

"You cheat, Peach is the only character who can hit more than one while falling from her up+b!"


After being combo'd by peaches parasol.


It never gets old.

 

[Pico2]

whats the worst excuse you ever heard because someone lost at smash.mine was"my controller doesn't work!!!" after like 5 mins into the match.

I worse excuse was " Hey your cheating! " .

 

[holymarth007]

Hey, is it just me, or does every person who plays SSBM who hasn't been introduced to the competitive scene basically believe they are the Most Power Smasher on Earth?

 

[Gerbil]

Classics:

"My phone was ringing and I had to answer it." Answer it he did, but he was already 3 stocks down >.<

"I'm to tired"

*Wake up*

"I'm still to tired"


Great stuff really...

 

[Sharingan]

You dont play the right way, you dont use items.
"Ok fine whatever ill play with items" I win.
I dont play this game everyday!
"Hey neither do i"
Why do you bother learning wavedashing? Its dumb and japanese.
"Your a ******"
Edgehogging is pointless why do you do it its so dumb.
"So using a tactic to win is dumb now?"
Shining and Spiking is dumb and only japanese people do it its not that good. (he plays falco)
"Shut up and come up with better insults"

 

[Bailey]

My favorite one I have heard was from myh friend EEvisu.
"I tripped!"

 

[Knome]

"The Music in the Great Bay made me mess up! "

LOL. Honestly what was he thinking?

 

[sagemoon]

"If Marth didn't have a sword or his stupid grab range, I would beat you everytime"

Hey, is it just me, or does every person who plays SSBM who hasn't been introduced to the competitive scene basically believe they are the Most Power Smasher on Earth?

Yes. I noticed that too...

 

[falco_4_life]

my favorite was mines yesterday.

i would have 4 stocked u but i waisted a chunck of hair shampoo n my right eye while washing my hair.

 

[ChozenOne]

You only won because G-Reg was on your side.

 

[Mr. Game and Play]

I have a friend named Zack who plays a Falco, whenever he plays its a four man and he usually puts himself in situations that cause him to be first out. So sometime when I'm being hunted I just stand around because I can handle myself better when I get a chance to breathe but he calls it "Steven Seagal-ing" so yesterday he was getting whooped more than usual so he just sat at the edge of the stage yesterday so I called him Stevan Seagal and continued fighting who I was, when robert (captain falcon) sprinted over to him and gave him knee justice and killed him.

He stormed spurting words of curse and calling us losers.

 

[slartibartfast42]

I would have won if I was better than you

 

[Avenger7x]

"You need to quit using those cheap ****ing moves"

I'm sure we've all heard this one before...

 

[xCUREx]

i think the worst excuse i my book would have to be "i wasnt trying" but the good thing about that excuse is that if they say that you can say neither was i

 

[Peeze]

"I got a cramp in my @$$, and couldn't focus on the game"

 

[Nexadus]

"You didn't get better, I just got worse."

 

[Earthbound360]

"I got a cramp in my @$$, and couldn't focus on the game"

I nominate this for stupidest and funniest exuse ever.

 

[Gimpyfish62]

my favorite two that i've used?

Theres to much radiation in here... (alternately, you can just sigh and say radiation)


and the other?

somebody is touching me. (used during a match, when somebody is legitimately touching you)


lol

 

[fabianmo]

¨I was bored so i didnt play well¨
¨If samus wasnt so floaty I would have killed her long time ago¨
WTF?

 

[Xx GuNz xX]

i think the worst excuse i my book would have to be "i wasnt trying" but the good thing about that excuse is that if they say that you can say neither was i

Darn,I was just about to post this one. My noob friend used to say this everytime he lost to my other nooby friend. We've all made it into an inside joke now.

 

[PichuFTW]

"Pichu is broken."

"You were using Pichu! You speed just like outranged me." lol, marth users...
"stole my second jump."
"clearly, I am the ultimate sandbagger. You four stocked me with Pichu."

"Pichu is broken!"

"Stop juggling me!"
"Yoshi's down air is gay. it's like 50 damage wtf?" -from a dsmash spamming peach, hehe
"I guess I'll have to counterpick your pichu..."


"Pichu is BROKEN!!!!"

"You try too much."
"Stop playing OD"
"You grab too much."
"If you didn't hit me with the fsmash every time you used it..."

"Pichu IS BROKEN!!!!!!!"

"Why doesn't up+b work on you?" - lol, n00b link users
"If Roy didn't have his counter, that falcon punch would've killed you."
"Ganondorf's up-tilt is way too fast for the power it has. You got me like, 4 times!"

"PICHU IS BROKEN!!!!!! ****!"


"Sir, to zero to death pichu while he's taunting...you must have social issues..." - me
friend: "WTF was that?"
me: "Looked like a ken combo."
friend: "But you're using DK?"
me: "Oh, look, another one. Start using DI and it won't work, I promise."
friend: "I can't react fast enough."

"I suck." - me

 

[Gimpyfish62]

oh i forgot i get this one a lot vs fairly new players

"Bowser is cheap wtf up b"

lol ITS UNAVOIDABLE XD

 

[Raven Arkenna]

:: You didn't beat me...I lost.

I can't play with time, it makes me anxious.

WTF your bombs home in on me.

If I knew how to grab in the air (with fox) then I'd four stock you.

Those are the ones that I've heard that I believe are the most outrageous...the bomb thing had to do with me playing Samus by the way. And the guy who thought he could grab me in the air with fox...wanted to know how the hell I was sliding across the ground... "sigh" ::

"You need to quit using those cheap ****ing moves"

I'm sure we've all heard this one before...

:: All the time, more so when I am playing Peach more than anyone... What can I say...Bowser just can't say no to the turnips... ::

 

[foxmccloud233]

he said his smash stick wasnt working lol

 

[virtualgamecafe]

"you got a bomb that is cheating!!!
why did he do that he hit me with a bat and it made me go far and its not fair

 

[Raven Arkenna]

:: Haha...a new one...

" Stop teaming up on me. " <- This person is on a team with two other people.

My Samus teacher bombed him into a Knee from the Captain Falcon on his own team...then the Fox on his team shined him off the ledge as he reflected a missile. <_ Crouch canceled the Knee. "At FD"

Wish we were taping...I'd put it in my sig. ::

 

[Earthbound360]

I would think you were teaming up on me if that happened to me too!

 

[Kirbyfighter]

funniest one ive heard.... probably
Me: good game man
Him: Dont good game me noob, the rain outside was distracting me!
Everyone in the room: HAHAHAHHA!!!

 

[sto0fo0]

"I just ate" is the worst excuse I've heard.

 

[xXx-NoobKing-xXx]

"We weren't playing the GOOD ssb" (referring to SSB64)

 

[Petewilcutyou]

Heres a sad one.

Friend: Hey im using the messed up controller. WTF?!

me: hmm.. no im using the messed up one, the one ur using i just bought a few days ago.. *******.

friend : well then.. you suck at ssb.

me: hey, atleast i didnt lose to someone that was using a broken controller.


great stuff..

 

[dark-war-cloud]

lol this one cracks me up so hard... some one said at the tournament "YOU LUCK-SACKED ME!!!" roflolmaoz!!!!!!!!

 

[Peeze]

I nominate this for stupidest and funniest exuse ever.

You obviously have never had a cramp in your @$$, that really freakin hurts.

 

[Nolron]

i think the worst excuse i my book would have to be "i wasnt trying" but the good thing about that excuse is that if they say that you can say neither was i

I heard that excuse fairly recently, actually.

Instead of saying "neither was I", I just insulted him until he really wanted to beat me.

So I beat him again.

Hey, is it just me, or does every person who plays SSBM who hasn't been introduced to the competitive scene basically believe they are the Most Power Smasher on Earth?

I've noticed this, a bit. It's funny to watch those people lose.



Personally, I think "stop hitting me and fight" is one of the funnier ones.


It doesn't pertain specifically to losing, but I know someone who frequently makes comments like "that hurt, stop doing that". Which is odd, considering that he usually beats me.

 

[Aeramis]

My friends and me blast music while we play. (mostly Techno, Trance, Hip Hop, or Rage Metal)
They complain about the music is not loud enough or one of the tracks sucked and messed up their game.
They also use the I'm not trying right now and it is too hot/cold in your house.
Sometimes I even hear the, "Your TVs color is off today for some reason or atleast it seems that way..."
The funniest thing I think I have heard is, "Your ******** drunk cat won't leave me alone!". (Yes, my cat gets drunk! )

 

[Poke]

"MY SHIELD ISN'T WORKING"

I asked to change controllers but he refused :/

 

[ºOblivionº]

funniest one ive heard.... probably
Me: good game man
Him: Dont good game me noob, the rain outside was distracting me!
Everyone in the room: HAHAHAHHA!!!

I luv this one by far the funniest.