Wish Corruptor

[Frown]

Granted, you get married and have three wonderful kids and live happily ever after. But at one point, you drop your sandwich on the floor.

I wish my life turned out extremely okay.

 

[47drift]

Granted. But everyone around you is DEAD T_T

Hey kids! How about an awkward, outwardly honest statement from me that couldn't be further from the truth?

I wish the girl I'm in love with wasn't so dense and could bloody see how I feel about her >_>

 

[sonofthesky]

Granted. But everyone around you is DEAD T_T

Hey kids! How about an awkward, outwardly honest statement from me that couldn't be further from the truth?

I wish the girl I'm in love with wasn't so dense and could bloody see how I feel about her >_>

Granted, she commits suicude.

I wish that I knew where the ****'s my ****ing train.
(refrence?)

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get run over a train. ( I don't know the reference.)

I wish grandma didn't get runover by a reindeer.

 

[I.T.P]

granted, she gets runover by a rhino

I wish I'd stop thinking about my Ex-Crush that didn't want me and only think about my girlfriend instead.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you start thinking about Wario in a bikini.

There sure are a lot of love problems at the moment.

I wish for whatever you want.

 

[I.T.P]

Granted, I want to kill you

I wish for the games I ordered to get to my house allready...

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, they are covered in feces and maggots. If that's not bad enough, you're arms and legs have just fallen off, requiring you to eat through it all to your games.

I wish i had a new mixer.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted.

A. If you mean a blender: I stick your brains in.
B. If you mean a music mixer: You can only mix "I Believe I Can Fly".

I wish I could tell "her" how I feel about her.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you intend to say "You're a continous source of inspiration", but you start to stutter and say "You're a cont, a cont, you're... yo're a cont, CONT!" (Reference, anybody?)

I wish my MacBook wouldn't run out of batteries two minutes from now.

 

[I.T.P]

Granted, it runs out of batteries in 2:01 minutes

I wish this day would be over

 

[Frown]

Granted, your day ends with a truck in your face.

I wish I would get caught by the collar of an elephant and then be dragged down the street while I scream in pain, and that the elephant would then relieve himself upon me while everybody laughs at me, and that when I finally escape, I would fall down a hole and break all my legs, and cry for four days when I die of dehydration.

 

[quatripain]

Granted, you intend to say "You're a continous source of inspiration", but you start to stutter and say "You're a cont, a cont, you're... yo're a cont, CONT!" (Reference, anybody?)
.

south park.
i wish i had a bazooka that couldnt kill my friends

 

[XACE-K]

south park.
i wish i had a bazooka that couldnt kill my friends

Granted, you go to jail for murder and when taking a shower in jail you drop the soap. After that...

Granted, your day ends with a truck in your face.

I wish I would get caught by the collar of an elephant and then be dragged down the street while I scream in pain, and that the elephant would then relieve himself upon me while everybody laughs at me, and that when I finally escape, I would fall down a hole and break all my legs, and cry for four days when I die of dehydration.

Granted but while you're almost dead your tears go into your mouth and you live because you finally drank something.

I wish quatripain remembered to make a wish.

 

[quatripain]

granted but aw ****
i wish my girl didnt break up with me

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, she gives you AIDS.

I wish "Just Feel Better" was in Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. It's Santana featuring Steven Tyler.

 

[LethalFishEater]

i wish i had a bazooka that couldnt kill my friends

Granted, it kills you instead

I wish the universe would collapse

 

[quatripain]

granted i die
i wish lauren wouldnt break up with me or give me anydiseases

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, murder while you sleep isn't a disease.

I wish "Just Feel Better" was in Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. It's Santana featuring Steven Tyler.

 

[LethalFishEater]

granted, she kills you in the middle of the night.

I wish I wasn't such a noob

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you're even more a noob.

I wish "Just Feel Better" was in Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. It's Santana featuring Steven Tyler.

Spoiler

You're supposed to corrupt this one, genius

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, it's only available in the Japan version. (for some odd reason)

I wish polymers made many monomers.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

granted, but then they become polymers and stopped their cycle of evolution.

I wish that everyone in here was happy at the cost of my own sadness...

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, we don't acknowledge your sadness and continue our somewhat changed lives.

I wish a member of this forum's username was Pizza Baron. (I almost went with this)

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but I'm still the better Baron.

I wish corruptions were impossible in this thread.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, corruptions are exported to another thread, causing this thread to be a hang-out thread.

I wish someone's read name was Divad. (David backwards)

 

[CbGreiga]

Granted, you must take it

I wish for a swish

 

[Frown]

Granted, you get a pisoned swish... whatever that ish.

I wish I had a penny.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but the back side was facing up so.... you get bad luck.

I wish I had pie.

 

[I.T.P]

Granted you're ****ing it like an american pie

I wish I had less tests to run

 

[Frown]

Granted, you skip them all and get no grades.

I wish I could find my chemistry book.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, its in the mouth of the Ultimate Chimera.

I wish I had the courage to ask a girl out to the prom.

 

[dark-war-cloud]

granted, but then on prom night you find out she is a man.

i wish that this wish that i am wishing cannot be corrupted.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're banned for wishing somehting that 30 other have wished for in this thread.

I wish for some lemonade that can kill me.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, it kills.......................... your mother.

I wish for a wishing well.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you found the second wish corruptor.

I don't wish for a wishing well.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get AIDS.

I wish for Luigi's mustache.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, it's on your eyes.

I wish to make a guess appearance on WTF Pokemon episode 16.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you mess up so bad that the whole series is over and all the previous episodes are taken down.

I also wish to make a guest appearance on WTF Pokemon but not mess up.

 

[I.T.P]

granted, you make a guest appearance as the voice of pokemon #500 which is never again seen afterwards.

I wish for a pizza