Sigh, this thread is hopeless. Sure, I'm just bad. Every single point I've mad in this entire thread was just a cover. Truth is, the only reason I'm arguing about this is not because I think that jank piece of **** is a terrible map, no, it's because I am just awful at this game. Thank you, person who has probably never even seen me play, for making me realize how awful I truly am. You are totally right, even though my favorite map is wario ware, my least favorite is FoD and I said in this thread that yoshi's island is a good map, I will have panic attacks and sometimes seizures if not playing on a flat triangular map. I have finally come to terms with that, thanks to you!
Now, as my humble repayment, I will help you come to terms as well! You must accept that the only reason you like metal cavern is that you are too bad at this game to beat anyone on a real stage! Just accept it, and you will feel much better! ISN'T LOGIC WONDERFUL!?!?!?
... if anyone wants to actual respond to the real points I made, please please please do, but I'm not going to dignify this childishness with a response anymore.