Warlock*G
Banned via Warnings
Since French is my first language, I decided to translate the 6 verses of this rap battle.
Translation:
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Verse 1 (Bowser):
Bwahaha! Huh?! What is this? Peach has already arrived?
Oh... But who are you? What do you want, grandpa, you want to join the ranks?
Seeing your ugly mug, I'll put you with the Goombas, cool, right?
Huh? What?! This is Ganondorf Dragmire?
Sorry dude, but your princess is elsewhere.
But tell me, you enhanced yourself during all this time.
At this rate maybe you'll be stylish, in more than one hundred years!
Verse 2 (Ganondorf)
The lord of darkness against the king of imbeciles.
Let me remove my Triforce or this will be too easy.
A turtle? What torture!
This is going to take a while...
Wait, I call a plumber before I snap.
In the kingdom of baddies you don't have your spot.
You're just a fat Koopa who pimped his shell.
An obstinate kidnapper on an emotional trek.
You spit fire because Peach coldly rejected your affections!
Verse 3 (Bowser)
I'm bad to the bones, dude, you can't test.
You don't have any friend, you're the most hated guy.
You were born in a village of girls?
You should have stayed there.
As a transvestite, no one could have resisted you!
You mastered dark magic?
Alright show me how you disappear!
I'm even sure that Kamek must rival your powers.
A little blonde in tights, and bam! You get owned.
Your journey is so sad that it could almost move me.
Verse 4 (Ganondorf)
I have been king of Hyrule.
Can you say the same?
You're just chief of an army of kids' toys.
And don't play "tough guy", no one believes it anymore!
You lost all credibility disguised as a cat...
Can you teleport?
No, it's not within your abilities.
Already you take your Koopa-Mobile to travel.
Let my black magic raise an army!
While you'll play around with your "sworn enemy".
Verse 5 (Bowser)
At least I play sports!
I don't turn into a fat pig!
Have some fun, old geezer.
Make an effort!
You governed a kingdom?
Wow, we applause!
Twice now I governed the galaxy!
I have a progeny. And this kid is a little demon.
If necessary we'll kick your ass from generation to generation.
You're the most evil if you want, but you'll never be the best!
You know Super Mario? I'll show you GIGA BOWSER!!
Verse 6 (Ganondorf)
Because you think you impress me?
...
Call me Mandrag Ganon!
The fight can start.
You're just an arrogant guy, too sure of yourself, return to Earth!
You lived among the stars? I'll make you live hell!
I am immortal!
If you are king, call me God!
It is not I who let a moustachioed man grab me by the tail.*
You can deny everything, I have pieces of evidence.
I understand better why Mario catches so many mushrooms.**
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*"Queue" means "tail" but is also French slang for "****".
**Here, "mushrooms" refer to the spots one might get when catching certain STDs.