Alright guys, I don't have much time until they discover that the cage I inhabit is currently empty, but I'll get straight to the point.
The best Samus, aka, Skin cancelling Skinhoff, was very pleased with the Smash play last Friday. Sorry I wasn't playing at my best, but you see, I had the battlefield music stuck in my head the entire time, and my ability goes down significantly whenever something associated with that stage is present. So once again, sorry to my team member, the other best Samus, because I wasn't playing at 100%.
Anyway, twas fun seeing you again Max, and that other guy, though I don't remember his name. Also, my memory diminishes significantly if I see Battlefield. Just to make sure, I had 20 McChicken sandwiches that night, right?
Sadly, I can't make it this Saturday, though I would love to. However, my owners are making me stay in my cage on Saturday. Perhaps some other weekend I will reign terror and happiness on you all.
Oh no, I hear their voices, they know I've left the cage. Don't be surprised if you see me next time with a punctured rectum. Good day.