The shuttle landed in Glendale. The crew was just about to go to their hotel, each crew member would share a room with their travel buddy. It was good to get some time away from Smashville, but some of the club members were kinda bummed about the heat, even though it was really just comparable to the summer you would expect in Smashville.
Flight: I never knew there would be a place to go swimming outdoors in the winter, Rysir.
Rysir: Why in the name of Cal Ripken Junior did I not think of bringing my swim trunks and beach towels?
Sehnsucht: Hey Radical, you're not working on another writing, are you?
Radical Beam: Not at the moment, but I might start one soon.
That night some of the crew members snuck out to visit the Glendale branch of Latte, the Members Only Milk Bar. Some of them got free membership since they preordered Majoras Mask 3D.
The Bartender: Oy, new faces, it's been a while since we got new faces here. Where you from?
This Guy.: We're from Smashville.
Bartender: Well what brings you here?
Enderman Aura: We're here for the super bowl.
Bartender: Yeah, I kinda guessed. I'm surprised too. I usually don't get crowds from outside of Arizona for Super Bowls hosted here until Wednesday. (Points at KingofPhantoms47) YOU, what can I get you?
KingofPhantoms47: Chateau Romani
Cliffjumper: Same here.
Enderman Aura: Yup
This Guy: Mmm-hmm!
Bartender: Four Chateau Romani coming right up.
Enderman Aura: Who could've known there'd be a Milk Bar out in the middle of nowhere?
Cliff: As long as Frosty don't find out we were here.
This Guy.: then you need to have a good cover story for Spider when you go back to your room, Cliff.
Cliff: Like what?
KingofPhantoms: The hotel has an indoor pool, dude. Just say "I went swimming"
Cliff: As long as he don't search my laundry basket for a wet suit.
(All 4 Laugh)
The minimum age for ordering Chateau Romani was ten, so nobody really broke the law. But suddenly, the phone rang.
Bartender: Latte of Glendale Arizona
SmashRiver64: Yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Smakmi, middle initial U, First name Heywood.
Bartender: Ok, I'll check. Uh, is Heywood U Smakmi here? HEY EVERYBODY, HEYWOOD U SMAKMI!!! (A man rushes to the counter)
Heywood: I'm Heywood U Smakmi!
Bartender: Telephone!
Heywood: Hello? This is Heywood U Smakmi!
SmashRiver: Uh.... Hi!
Heywood: Who is this?
SmashRiver: Smash River 64
Heywood: Oh what can I do for you, River?
SmashRiver: Uh, let me explain, this is a prank phone call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
Heywood: No problem, better luck next time. (Hangs up) What a nice young man.
The next morning, everybody got up at 7:00 AM Mountain time, and went downstairs after showering for some froot loops and waffles. Four of the crew members scolded their travel buddies for being absent until late night.
NintendoSpider151: Cliff, I didn't hear you come in last night until 1:00 in the morning. What is the meaning of this?!
Cliff: I went swimming.
NS151: SWIMMING?!?!?!?!?! YOU IDIOT, ITS NOT EVEN FEBRUARY!!!!!!!
Enderman Aura: Spider! You are aware that this hotels pool is indoors, right?
OboromuramaAlpaca: You were swimming too, Aura?
Cap'n Chreest: Do tell. KingofPhantoms wasn't with you, was he?
Cliff: Yep. Him, myself, Enderman, and This Guy. all went swimming in the hotel's indoor pool last night.
(KingofPhantoms and This Guy. blush.)
Knuckles the Knuckles: That explains a lot
But then they heard a vuvuzela from across the hall. 'Twas Blargg888 blowing the vuvuzela, scaring the bejeebers out of the entire hall. Then Frostwraith stood up from his table and headed in Blargg's way.
Frostwraith: BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blargg888: (Sheepishly giggles) Hi Frosty!
Frosty: What did I tell you about blowing Vuvuzelas in public? Repeat it back to me!
Blargg: It's against the rules.
Frosty: Right, so next time I hear a vuvuzela blast in public, you will find yourself scrubbing all of the floors in the clubhouse. Is that clear, my boy?!
Blargg: Yes, Frosty.
Soon afterwards, the bell boy came in with the sure sign someone got something in the mail. The boy was holding a box that looked like it could've been from Target.
Bell Boy: Package for RaccoonBL.
RaccoonBL: I'm RaccoonBL!
Bell Boy: You got something from Target!
RaccoonBL: Thank you, sir. Here's your tip.
Space Stranger: I wonder what's in it.
Kermit the Ninja: Judging by the size of the package, I do not think its a new game.
XSoul: You think it could be a Homura figurine?
Opossum, Cobalsh, Kermit the Ninja, and Space Stranger (together): Nah!
At about 9:30 AM, TewnLeenk, FalKoopa, Space Stranger, and Kaye Cruiser went on a bus going to the Grand Canyon. The rest of the crew stayed in the hotel going about their normal business. (Except for the guys playing Monopoly in Rocket Raccoon's room)
XSoul: Chance card, this could be good.
Rysir: Or bad, you never know.
XSoul: "Go directly to jail!" NAAAWWW! Why is it always me?!?!
Cliff: This is the third time you were sent to jail already, X.
XSoul: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Rysir: Not their fault, you got yourself into this!
Cliff: They don't call it Monopoly for no reason.
Rocket Raccoon: Ok, my turn. FREE PARKING!!!
(XSoul, Cliff, and Rysir groan)
The next few days went by, and eventually it was the big day. Everybody got on the bus to head for University of Phoenix Stadium to get to the game.
CrazyAl02: I hope Don is covering for me at the bar.
Opossum: I'm sure he's doing fine, Al.
Frosty: Kermit! Quit doodling! The games about to start.
Kermit the Ninja: Sorry Frosty!
TewnLeenk: I tried to warn you he'd be watching.
Kermit: And I told you, I don't care if the whole crowd thinks I have a crush on Homura.
(Blargg888, Cliff, and KingofPhantoms laugh)
Part 3 coming soon.
