You get to go on a date with your main in Smash 4. How does the date go?
That would be less like a
date, and more like an omni-directional
harem.
I mean seriously, think about this for just 5 seconds.
A princess from the future:
Said Princess' potential Mother & Lover/good friend:
Two human plumbers
One of the plumbers
again, but as a doctor
A flawed cone of an
angel
A (relatively) young "baby/child" from space
A young humanoid robot
A robot
An animal like being/pokemon
A young child with the power of the MIND
A young child with a sword
Someone somewhat older than a young child
A tiny alien with a
really deep voice
and one with a strange accent
Weird Humanoid beings
A redhead Swordsman of fire
A weird spherircle that eats a lot of questionable things and smiles 99% of the time
A 2 dimensional shadowy guy who beeps a lot
A british guy who can see the future (Which is our to decide)
...
And Wario
SO, the
"date" would go places that the human mind cannot comprehend.
So let's not think about it, lest our minds explode from horror. (Or excitement, if you're into that kind of thing).