Neverending Rap Song

[Colonel Cuddles]

OK, in this forum game, I will start a rap, and then people take turns adding 1 line, and try to make it rhyme. OK I'll start.

You're sugary sweet, flaky, somewhat similar to a pop tart.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

***** ***** ***** ***** I blast you in the heart

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

In a few hours I'll eat out your pu*sy.

 

[Kirbyoshi]

Then after that, NOBODY will call me a wussy!

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

I don't date hoes, I'll never tip the stripper.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Then I beast so hard, they call me Jack The Ripper.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Interior crocodile alligator.

 

[Clownbot]

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

My rims spin faster than your girl on the pole

 

[Tacel]

Don't stop me now 'cause I'm on a roll.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

I won't back down till the sky falls up.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

I'll continue to **** to 2 girls 1 cup.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

You got it backwards, like you're going bullpup.

 

[smashfan666]

then say "how's it goin'?" when i say "what's up?"

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

This rap is fine, and ya girl is sweeter.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Until I lay her on the curb, grab her hair, and beat her.

 

[Clownbot]

Did I mention that I borrowed your car and had some fun with her in it?

 

[UberMario]

In the back of my sinister mind I knew you would throw a fit!

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

I got a freaky neighbor, he loves to eat babies.

 

[Slissith]

And you must be simillar, having been infected with rabies.

 

[smashfan666]

that you got in the junkyard, looking for that bike pedal.

 

[Rychu]

I **** so hard i should get a medal

 

[JOE!]

cus I caught you snooping, as usual

 

[smashfan666]

don't let me get'cha again, OR IMONNA' KILL YOU ALL!

 

[BluePSI]

wid my friend, who is bisexual

 

[Slissith]

who has another friend, a travesty nerd

 

[Gaming King]

I threw all they @$$es into a buffalo herd.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

you can run and tell that run and tell that homeboy

 

[BluePSI]

"you still playin' that ******* gameboi?!?"

 

[Rooktionary]

"dat **** be outdated like MC Hammer"

 

[smashfan666]

but at least, after all this, i still look dapper!

 

[StinkomanFan]

"I should put your *** in the Slammer!"

 

[smashfan666]

sh*t, y'know what? TIME FO' MAH HAMMAH!

 

[ETWIST51294]

yall *****s cant rap, yall *****s some bammas.

 

[smashfan666]

yo' sh*t's all f**ked up! just eat yo' f**king brains out!

 

[MooseEatsBear]

This rap's gettin' weak, but no need to pout!

 

[Suntan Luigi]

What can we do when the lyrics run out?

 

[psik0]

Just go to the middle of the street and shout:

 

[smashfan666]

"i'M RUNNiNG ACROSS THE STREET iNTO A FOUNTAiN SPOUT!!!"

 

[UberMario]

Then dem cops saw me t'ere