What's this about Darc's birthday? He was never born! He just kinda came out of the empty space in our space time thing. He's a cyborg with a robot for a dog and a dog for a robot. He microwaves the lasangia he eats inside of his torso (he's a microwave cyborg) and he plays in the nba under the name Jason Hart.
Should we celebrate his, "birthday" we would be supporting everything I just said, nonsense or otherwise. Do youreally want to suport robot dogs or dog robots? Do you? Really? Really really? Come on people!