Johning is the single most important part of playing Smash. You should have johns ready at all times. These are just some examples of useful johns for Lucas. Post your own!
Standard Lucas Johns
"Marth is gay."
"Metaknight is gay."
"Game and Watch is gay."
"I can't believe I messed up that zap jump AGAIN!!" (throws controller)
"Lucas sucks on Wifi" (lol)
"If characters were true to their original games Lucas would be top tier!!" (rant about Mother 3)
"(obscure reference to Mother 3 that no one but Ness and Lucas players understand)"
The Mew2King John
"My controller was broken."
The John McCain Counterpick John
(after switching to a secondary to fight a bad matchup and getting *****)
"Choosing (insert character here) seemed like such a good idea at the time..."
Standard Lucas Johns
"Marth is gay."
"Metaknight is gay."
"Game and Watch is gay."
"I can't believe I messed up that zap jump AGAIN!!" (throws controller)
"Lucas sucks on Wifi" (lol)
"If characters were true to their original games Lucas would be top tier!!" (rant about Mother 3)
"(obscure reference to Mother 3 that no one but Ness and Lucas players understand)"
The Mew2King John
"My controller was broken."
The John McCain Counterpick John
(after switching to a secondary to fight a bad matchup and getting *****)
"Choosing (insert character here) seemed like such a good idea at the time..."